Miss Beatrice,

The church organist,

Was in her eighties

And had never been married. She was admired for her

sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint

sitting room.

She invited him to have a

seat while she prepared tea...

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young

minister noticed a cut glass

bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water,

and in the water floated of all things, a condom!

When she returned

With tea and scones, they

began to chat. The pastor

tried to stifle his curiosity

About the bowl of water and its

strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said

to place it on the organ,

keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.