Just Joking

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOVIE LIST FIRST....JUST DO THE MATH....THEN LOOK The Movie Test This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math! Try this test and find out wha...

Baggie · Baggie

These two guys loved to have a round of golf together whenever they could fit it in their normal working schedules. Well, this particular day they were well into their game when there were two ladies up in front holding a conversation on the next hole & the guys waited & waited for them to have th...

Moorey · Moorey

An elderly gentleman walked into his doctors office and told the doctor he needed some Viagra. The doctor said at your age, to which he replied I've gotta give it a go Doc. The doctor advised him he would give him a script for one issue of four tablets and to come back in a month for a checkup. The elderly gen...

Brenda and Alan · Brenda and Alan

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in an...

Yarra · Yarra

Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.Sixty is the WORST age to be, said the sixty-year-old man. You always feel like you have to pee. But most of the time, nothing happens!Ah, thats nothing, said the seventy-year-old man. When youre seventy, you dont have bowel movements anymore. You...

D and D · D and D

Interesting perspective - can anyone come up with a tune for them all:

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple o...

Cadpete · Cadpete

Magnarc · Magnarc

A Spaniard guy's wife had twin boys, He called one Jose' and the other Jose B. Daft aint it?

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the Maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me...

Yarra · Yarra

Mike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the las...

D and D · D and D

I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, I arose early, made her a...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" &q...

D and D · D and D

SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. Th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

DISNEYLANDTwo blondes were going to Disneyland.They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said "Disneyland LEFT"They started crying and turned around and went home.FLORIDA OR MOONTwo blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says...

rockylizard · rockylizard

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in her...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wond...

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	Favourite movie test (Preview) DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOVIE LIST FIRST....JUST DO THE MATH....THEN LOOK The Movie Test This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math! Try this test and find out wha...	Douglas Leigh	4	974	08:41 PM Jan 15, 2016 by dorian
	Two golfers (Preview) These two guys loved to have a round of golf together whenever they could fit it in their normal working schedules. Well, this particular day they were well into their game when there were two ladies up in front holding a conversation on the next hole & the guys waited & waited for them to have th...	Baggie	0	1089	04:56 PM Jan 15, 2016 by Baggie
	Viagra (just a little naughty) (Preview) An elderly gentleman walked into his doctors office and told the doctor he needed some Viagra. The doctor said at your age, to which he replied I've gotta give it a go Doc. The doctor advised him he would give him a script for one issue of four tablets and to come back in a month for a checkup. The elderly gen...	Moorey	3	1257	03:38 PM Jan 15, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	The Pastor's Donkey (Preview) The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in an...	Brenda and Alan	2	1182	02:58 PM Jan 15, 2016 by Bushpie
	Three golfers (Preview) Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.Sixty is the WORST age to be, said the sixty-year-old man. You always feel like you have to pee. But most of the time, nothing happens!Ah, thats nothing, said the seventy-year-old man. When youre seventy, you dont have bowel movements anymore. You...	Yarra	0	828	08:04 AM Jan 15, 2016 by Yarra
	Age catches up with us all (Preview) Interesting perspective - can anyone come up with a tune for them all:	D and D	4	1029	06:14 PM Jan 14, 2016 by Felicia
	A giggle for the ladies.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	966	06:11 PM Jan 14, 2016 by Felicia
	LOVE this story/joke... (Preview) Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple o...	aussie_paul	0	737	05:55 PM Jan 13, 2016 by aussie_paul
	For those who enjoy adult colouring ... (Preview)	Cadpete	1	955	09:20 PM Jan 12, 2016 by trouto
	Twins (Preview) A Spaniard guy's wife had twin boys, He called one Jose' and the other Jose B. Daft aint it?	Magnarc	0	979	11:41 AM Jan 12, 2016 by Magnarc
	THE SUSPICIOUS WIFE (Preview) A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the Maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me...	Douglas Leigh	0	938	02:25 PM Jan 11, 2016 by Douglas Leigh
	Heaven (Preview) Mike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the las...	Yarra	0	910	12:27 PM Jan 11, 2016 by Yarra
	At least he tried (Preview) I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, I arose early, made her a...	D and D	3	1084	08:33 PM Jan 10, 2016 by grahos
	Do you fish hunt or smoke (Preview) I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" &q...	Woody n Sue	3	1249	08:09 AM Jan 10, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	Economic Models Explained With Cows (Preview) SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. Th...	D and D	1	1221	08:47 PM Jan 8, 2016 by Nomad_Nev
	Pick on Blondes day!!! (Preview) DISNEYLANDTwo blondes were going to Disneyland.They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said "Disneyland LEFT"They started crying and turned around and went home.FLORIDA OR MOONTwo blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says...	aussie_paul	2	1138	06:58 PM Jan 8, 2016 by Bryan
	Why prejudice and bigotry are foolish..... (Preview) A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in her...	rockylizard	2	967	06:55 PM Jan 8, 2016 by Bryan
	Is there so,some under my bed (Preview) EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the...	Woody n Sue	1	956	06:24 PM Jan 7, 2016 by Felicia
	Which thermometer (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	903	02:04 PM Jan 7, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	The confession (Preview) An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wond...	Woody n Sue	0	819	01:59 PM Jan 7, 2016 by Woody n Sue
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