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FIVE HORSES- very deep and moving.......truly beautiful..
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Five Horses Is Her Name:.....this is both mythical and very rich and deep..... Truly Beautiful........ A General asked an American Indian Chief <Native American> his wife's name. Thus he spoke, " She is called Five Horses"..been my squaw for many many moon........
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Goldfinger
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An elderly Scottish Jew.... :)
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An elderly Scottish Jew decided to slow down and take up golf, so he applied for membership at the local club.After a week he received a message that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to ask why.Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?Scot: Aye, but I am as Scot...
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aussie_paul
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.....there was a widowed Lady from St. Kilda........
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A widowed Lady from St. Kilda, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a most deserted beach at Brighton. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket near hers and began reading his book. Smiling she attempted to strike up a conversation with him, &qu...
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Goldfinger
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The Agony of Aging
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On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".
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in transit
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Fun outside fire
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Here a fun outside heater - here Fun - yes Practical - wellll ( It would keep you warm, with a smile on your face )
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Kendo
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Deodorant
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Possum3
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Bought a bike
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Possum3
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Fire Safety
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Possum3
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Foreplay...erotic story,....who says we males don't care, or take you for granted,.. as we get older??...
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<Sorry Gals in advance............> An elderly married couple is lying in their RV bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read his book. As he is reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does t...
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Goldfinger
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The Why's of Men.....
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? Because they are plugged into a genius 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? Because they don't have enough time 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don't stop to ask directions 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS...
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June
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A Flower xxx
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Edited. Never heard of them but told exist.
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Ontos45
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The love of the Irish
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A married Irish man went into the confessional and said to the priest " I almost had an affair with another woman " . The priest said " what do you mean almost " The irishman said " well we got undressed and rubbed together , but then I stopped". The priest saiid that rub...
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Woody n Sue
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Business is Business...
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TwoBeggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One Has a Cross in front of him; the other one is Holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money Into the Hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the thron...
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Gunsondeck
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Snowbirds
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A couple of "Snowbirds" in Florida. Senior moment! A situation calling for restraint. . . . Look again!These are the backs of the bar stools. WELL, it stunned me for a few moments --"Got to get these glasses fixed! " K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 25th of August 2015 0...
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kiwijims
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Australian Barber...
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Australian Barber An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, Northern Territories, for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the o...
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Gunsondeck
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Who remembers protests over the years?
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The Senior Citizen Cheer! What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what? Aussie Paul.
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aussie_paul
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Good citizen
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In the UK recently they had a major road safety campaign. The slogan was "Wear white be seen at night" One of the locals decided to do the right thing so went out and got white shoes, white socks, white trousers, white shirt, white jacket, white tie and white hat. Donned his white togs that nig...
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Magnarc
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Never tell porkies to a kid
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Woody n Sue
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animal joke
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A Giraffe walked up to the bar and said "the highballs are on me" A Termite walked up to the bar and said "Where's the Bartender"
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Plain Truth
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SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR
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On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.The ol...
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