Hey Jimbo went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant.

Now Jimbo knows full well that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender,

and of course he was verrry interested, so he went in and asked the Secretary for further details..

She retrieved the file and read to Jimbo: "This position entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist.

You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down...and carefully washing their private parts,

applying shaving foam to the said parts and removing all unwanted foliage......

finally you'll be required to rub in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination...

Then she told Jimbo:" the annual salary is $65,000 and if you're interested you will have to go to Gympie."

"My goodness!..exclaimed Jimbo I'm very experienced in all facets of that work description and in fact in some areas I could be considered overtrained...

"So is Gympie where the job is?" asked Jimbo somewhat excitedly...

The Secretary answered, " No, that's where the end of the queue is sir.........."........

Hoo Roo <how you going Jimbo?.. can you fill the position?..lmao....>