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A challenge eh? Magnarc....my best three, told some time ago.....
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Three beautiful red roses by her hospital pillow....<not really risqué> A young Lady goes to her Doctor and confides she wants an 'operation' because she feels her vagina lips are toooooo large. She respectively asks her Doctor to keep her 'operation' a secret, as she's embarrassed and doe...
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The Confessional.
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The local priest in an effort to promote friendly relations with other denominatons, invited the Rabbi to have a look around the church. During their travels they came upon the confessional and the Rabbi asked what this was for, before the priest could answer the door on the other side closed. The pri...
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A really subtle story.
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The Catholic church and the Synagogue were on opposite sides of the road, and a great rivalry developed between the Priest and the Rabbi who were constantly trying to outdo each other. Matters came to a head when the priest bought a Bentley and parked it outside the church. A couple of days later a Rolls...
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Old Lady In Hell
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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. 'Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.' The old la...
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Yarra
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The Quick and the Dead.......
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A bloke walks into the front bar and orders 10 shots of neat Bundy Rum. After they're poured, he drops them all down one after the other. The Bartender comments: "Wow matey, I've never seen anyone down that much Rum, neat, that fast before!" The bloke responds mournfully: "Well yo...
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Technology
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Never text a confessionTHE CONFESSION Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. Im sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I cant live with myself...
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She was just helping.....
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An old married couple have just watched a documentary program about what happens to elderly people enduring a long and difficult decline towards death. Well, that makes you think, doesnt it dear? he says. Well what are you thinking? she asks. He sighs. Promise me that if ever I am dependent upon a m...
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Cuppla smiles.....
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Another from the old prospector..round the camp fire...I suspect it's true...
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Faithful Ol' Bluey.......a man's best mate.... In the arid interior of Australia an old Gold Prospector is staggering along with his faithful old Blue Heeler "Bluey" by his side.... ....water has given out that morning and no food...... He looks into the eyes of faithful ol' Bluey......
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An old prospector told me this one ..round the camp fire..
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A woman had been a prostitute for some 4 years and was worried about the 'size' of her vagina on her wedding night.... She decided to tell her newly wed husband that she had caught 'it' on barbed wire whilst climbing over a farmer's fence. After their first consummating tryst, the subject was broached....
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FOR GOLDY - HOPE U GET A LAUGH - AN AUSSIE IN HARRODS
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An Australian Salesman in Harrods. THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the jo...
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Baz421
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HORMONE GUIDE
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POODLE AND THE LEOPARD CIRCA 2006
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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction...
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Baz421
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COMPUTER HELP FROM 2003
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CUSTOMER SERVICE AT ITS FINEST.... This has got to be one of funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have received a promotion, not have gotten fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care departme...
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A few Dad jokes
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I played golf today got a hole in one ! There expecting ting showers in broom
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Woody n Sue
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A challenge to Goldfingers best Irish joke
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Apologies if this has been posted before. Pat and Mick are walking down the village street when they meet the Father coming towards them. "Hello Father" says Mick, "Hello Father says Pat. "Hello there boys what are ye up to today?" says the Priest. "Nuttin Father&...
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Why I don't drink at the club
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This remains the best genuine Irish Joke I have ever heard...oldy but goody....
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Paddy had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night, 'celebrating' St.Patrick's Day... Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy" Paddy replies, "OK Mick, O'ill be on me way then". Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off....
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IRISH BLONDE
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IRISH BLONDE On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow p...
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Be a happy Nomad..not a grumpy old Gromad......share a smile...
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Bob, a 71 year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the RV Motorhome Convention with a breathtakingly beautiful and verrry sexy 25 year old blond-haired Lass, who knocks everyone's socks off,......well most anyway, perhaps not a lot of the Matrons,... with her youthful stunning sex appea...
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