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DAFFY DEFINITIONS


 

 

CIGARETTE:

 

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper, with fire at one end, and a fool at the other!

 

 

 

MARRIAGE:

 

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelors degree, and a woman gains her masters.

 

 

 

LECTURE:

 

An art of transmitting information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students, without passing through the minds of either.

 

 

 

CONFERENCE:

 

The confusion of one person multiplied by the number of people present.

 

 

 

COMPROMISE:

 

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes they got the biggest piece.

 

 

 

TEARS:

 

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power, is defeated by feminine water-power!

 

 

 

CONFERENCE ROOM:

 

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees.

 

 

 

ECSTASY:

 

A feeling you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

 

 

 

CLASSIC:

 

A book which people praise, but never read.

 

 

 

SMILE:

 

A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

 

 

 

OFFICE:

 

A place where you can relax after strenuous home life.

 

 

 

EXPERIENCE:

 

The name people give to their mistakes.

 

 

 

MISER:

 

A person who lives poor so he can die RICH!

 

 

 

POLITICIAN:

 

One who shakes your hand before elections, and your confidence later.

Aussie Paul. smile



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