Sign posted at a local golf club:
ADVICE FOR MEMBERS AND GUESTS
1. Keep your back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder width apart
2. Form a loose grip
3. Keep your head down
4. Avoid a quick back swing
5. Stay out of the water
6. Try not to hit anyone
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you
8. Don't stand directly in front of others
9. Quiet please.. while others are preparing to go
10. Don't take extra strokes
Well done! Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
There are three types of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
hahaha love it
Avagreatday.
Kathy and Frank currently at Home near Quirindi NSW
gumpybsc wrote:5. Stay out of the water
If I'm careful, I can just manage to keep it out, but I have to stand back a bit.
"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."
Lucius Cornelius Sulla - died 78 BC
