Just Joking

D and D · D and D

Interesting perspective - can anyone come up with a tune for them all:

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple o...

Cadpete · Cadpete

Magnarc · Magnarc

A Spaniard guy's wife had twin boys, He called one Jose' and the other Jose B. Daft aint it?

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the Maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me...

Yarra · Yarra

Mike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the las...

D and D · D and D

I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, I arose early, made her a...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" &q...

D and D · D and D

SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. Th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

DISNEYLANDTwo blondes were going to Disneyland.They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said "Disneyland LEFT"They started crying and turned around and went home.FLORIDA OR MOONTwo blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says...

rockylizard · rockylizard

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in her...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wond...

Baz421 · Baz421

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died. Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks!!! When asked that did he miss his wife so much, he replied miserably: No! My wife missed the bus!!! Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on W...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me." She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac." He said: "That's fine with me.&quo...

D and D · D and D

An atheist was walking through the woods.'What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,' he said to himself.As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.He ran as fast as...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

We'll die trying. Simmo.........................See next post under here. -- Edited by Young Simmo on Sunday 3rd of January 2016 07:27:41 PM

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	Age catches up with us all (Preview) Interesting perspective - can anyone come up with a tune for them all:	D and D	4	970	06:14 PM Jan 14, 2016 by Felicia
	A giggle for the ladies.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	907	06:11 PM Jan 14, 2016 by Felicia
	LOVE this story/joke... (Preview) Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple o...	aussie_paul	0	678	05:55 PM Jan 13, 2016 by aussie_paul
	For those who enjoy adult colouring ... (Preview)	Cadpete	1	883	09:20 PM Jan 12, 2016 by trouto
	Twins (Preview) A Spaniard guy's wife had twin boys, He called one Jose' and the other Jose B. Daft aint it?	Magnarc	0	930	11:41 AM Jan 12, 2016 by Magnarc
	THE SUSPICIOUS WIFE (Preview) A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the Maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me...	Douglas Leigh	0	877	02:25 PM Jan 11, 2016 by Douglas Leigh
	Heaven (Preview) Mike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the las...	Yarra	0	842	12:27 PM Jan 11, 2016 by Yarra
	At least he tried (Preview) I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, I arose early, made her a...	D and D	3	1021	08:33 PM Jan 10, 2016 by grahos
	Do you fish hunt or smoke (Preview) I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" &q...	Woody n Sue	3	1196	08:09 AM Jan 10, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	Economic Models Explained With Cows (Preview) SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. Th...	D and D	1	1136	08:47 PM Jan 8, 2016 by Nomad_Nev
	Pick on Blondes day!!! (Preview) DISNEYLANDTwo blondes were going to Disneyland.They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said "Disneyland LEFT"They started crying and turned around and went home.FLORIDA OR MOONTwo blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says...	aussie_paul	2	1077	06:58 PM Jan 8, 2016 by Bryan
	Why prejudice and bigotry are foolish..... (Preview) A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in her...	rockylizard	2	907	06:55 PM Jan 8, 2016 by Bryan
	Is there so,some under my bed (Preview) EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the...	Woody n Sue	1	892	06:24 PM Jan 7, 2016 by Felicia
	Which thermometer (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	849	02:04 PM Jan 7, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	The confession (Preview) An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wond...	Woody n Sue	0	752	01:59 PM Jan 7, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	HAVING A BAD DAY, MAYBE NOT SO BAD. (Preview)	Baz421	2	855	08:48 PM Jan 6, 2016 by dogbox
	The bus... (Preview) A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died. Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks!!! When asked that did he miss his wife so much, he replied miserably: No! My wife missed the bus!!! Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on W...	aussie_paul	2	944	08:44 PM Jan 6, 2016 by Baggie
	What an Optomist? (Preview) An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me." She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac." He said: "That's fine with me.&quo...	Young Simmo	2	1000	06:55 PM Jan 4, 2016 by dorian
	Be careful what you ask for (Preview) An atheist was walking through the woods.'What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,' he said to himself.As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.He ran as fast as...	D and D	7	1283	04:19 PM Jan 4, 2016 by dazren
	Oop's (Preview) We'll die trying. Simmo.........................See next post under here. -- Edited by Young Simmo on Sunday 3rd of January 2016 07:27:41 PM	Young Simmo	2	883	07:26 PM Jan 3, 2016 by Young Simmo
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