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SLUG · SLUG

CURRY CONTEST If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's absolutely no hope for you. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. For those of you who have lived in Natal , you know how typical this is. They actually have a Curry cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major portion of...

The Doo crew · The Doo crew

Arthur and the Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a...

Vic41 · Vic41

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?' The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog s...

SLUG · SLUG

So Grandpa? asked Dave at his engagement party ?your marriage to Grandma is legendary everyone talks about how you two get along so well and never fight, what?s the secret to your marital success?? ?Well? said Grandpa Joe after taking a deep puff on his cigar ?it all started on the way home from our wedd...

Wandering Whitfields · Wandering Whitfields

I have just been "told "I am MC at step Grandsons wedding on Sunday so I need a suitable joke for this wedding. Ha Ha it's no joke. Thank you G N s Desperate Daryl

reglynn · reglynn

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight.Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'The vet decided to keep...

Vic41 · Vic41

A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time...

Vic41 · Vic41

Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate. "First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 70, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the Smil...

dING · dING

UPSETTING NEWS RECEIVED: On average, an Australian man will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me, as I had no idea I was Japanese!

dING · dING

STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!', desperatel...

dING · dING

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as basketball player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK in large letters. "What's that for?" the lady questions. &quo...

reglynn · reglynn

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat,...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along whe...

Hurls · Hurls

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'C...

Vic41 · Vic41

SLUG · SLUG

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn'...

SLUG · SLUG

Humour from the Brits - non P.C. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40. ITS A BOY," I shouted, "A BOY,...

Vic41 · Vic41

A cute little girl goes into a pet shop and says to the shopkeeper; "Pleeth Mithter, I'm wooking for a wittle Fuwwy Wabbit" The shopkeeper smiles and says to the little girl; "We have fuwwy bwown ones, fuwwy bwack ones and wittle fuwwy white ones. Which wabbit would you like" Th...

Recoup · Recoup

D and D · D and D

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never ea...

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	curry contest (Preview) *CURRY CONTEST* If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's absolutely no hope for you. *Note:* Please take time to read this slowly. For those of you who have lived in Natal , you know how typical this is. They actually have a Curry cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major portion of...	SLUG	2	1171	10:13 AM Sep 29, 2014 by D and D
	Understanding women (Preview) Arthur and the Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a...	The Doo crew	1	688	10:05 PM Sep 28, 2014 by KFT
	Blonde's Dog.... (Preview) One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?' The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog s...	Vic41	0	569	01:07 PM Sep 28, 2014 by Vic41
	grandpa (Preview) So Grandpa? asked Dave at his engagement party ?your marriage to Grandma is legendary everyone talks about how you two get along so well and never fight, what?s the secret to your marital success?? ?Well? said Grandpa Joe after taking a deep puff on his cigar ?it all started on the way home from our wedd...	SLUG	1	582	08:58 PM Sep 27, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	Can anyone supply me with a suitable Wedding joke,please. (Preview) I have just been "told "I am MC at step Grandsons wedding on Sunday so I need a suitable joke for this wedding. Ha Ha it's no joke. Thank you G N s Desperate Daryl	Wandering Whitfields	3	690	04:41 PM Sep 27, 2014 by Wandering Whitfields
	The dirty cat (Preview) One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight.Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'The vet decided to keep...	reglynn	0	594	07:33 PM Sep 26, 2014 by reglynn
	Irish Railway Customer Complaint (Preview) A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time...	Vic41	0	570	01:33 PM Sep 26, 2014 by Vic41
	Smiling Stiffs.... (Preview) Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate. "First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 70, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the Smil...	Vic41	1	568	08:22 AM Sep 26, 2014 by Bryan
	japanese (Preview) UPSETTING NEWS RECEIVED: On average, an Australian man will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me, as I had no idea I was Japanese!	dING	0	540	08:15 AM Sep 26, 2014 by dING
	First Aid (Preview) STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!', desperatel...	dING	0	587	10:51 AM Sep 25, 2014 by dING
	Sportsman (Preview) A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as basketball player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK in large letters. "What's that for?" the lady questions. &quo...	dING	0	588	10:49 AM Sep 25, 2014 by dING
	Bear Remover (Preview) A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat,...	reglynn	0	663	07:51 AM Sep 25, 2014 by reglynn
	Brian's the man... (Preview) A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along whe...	Gunsondeck	0	712	01:15 AM Sep 25, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Only the Irish have Jokes like these.......... (Preview) Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'C...	Hurls	0	734	11:42 AM Sep 24, 2014 by Hurls
	Sign Above Urinal In Golf Course Men's Toilet... (Preview)	Vic41	5	1198	10:46 AM Sep 24, 2014 by aussie_paul
	THE BIKER (Preview) There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn'...	SLUG	0	790	09:03 PM Sep 23, 2014 by SLUG
	Humour from the Brits - non P.C. (Preview) Humour from the Brits - non P.C. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40. ITS A BOY," I shouted, "A BOY,...	SLUG	1	653	08:05 PM Sep 23, 2014 by rosa
	Little Girl and Pet Shop (Preview) A cute little girl goes into a pet shop and says to the shopkeeper; "Pleeth Mithter, I'm wooking for a wittle Fuwwy Wabbit" The shopkeeper smiles and says to the little girl; "We have fuwwy bwown ones, fuwwy bwack ones and wittle fuwwy white ones. Which wabbit would you like" Th...	Vic41	0	724	08:33 PM Sep 21, 2014 by Vic41
	Th Weels of Live (Preview)	Recoup	1	635	07:52 AM Sep 21, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM - I would have given him 100% (Preview) Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never ea...	D and D	1	915	03:34 AM Sep 21, 2014 by Reed
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