A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th Grade students..
"Human Beings are the only animals on Earth that stutter," she says..
A little girl raises her hand.."I had a Kitty-Cat who stuttered."
The teacher knowing how 'precious' some of these stories could become, asked the girl to explain the incident.
"Weeell", she began, "I was in the back yard with my loved Kitty,.... and that Rottweiler that lives next door
got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped clear over the fence into our yard!"
"That must have been scary", said the Teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl.
"My Kitty raised her little back, went "Fffffffffffff! Fffffffffffff! Fffffffffffffffffffffff!
............but before she could say 'Fluck Off'.......that Rottweiler grabbed her!.............
Hoo Roo
'The secret of happiness is not in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less'.Socrates BC399.
'Be a Cheerful Nomad, not a Grumpy Gromad, it's the Surly Bird who catches the Germ'!
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