Just Joking

Redlander · Redlander

Centrelink Fairy A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Centrelink Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Tony Abbott to grant you three wishes, since you've just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children -- all costs to be borne...

SLUG · SLUG

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While h...

SLUG · SLUG

At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, "All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living!" The bartender was crushed to death.

SLUG · SLUG

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I dont know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

SLUG · SLUG

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

SLUG · SLUG

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it's...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a Truck, with his hands at 10 to 2. The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?' Kenny replies, 'Can't Talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !' The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Ke...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Distraught husband filed a report on his missing wife. Husband: My wife Misty went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home. Officer: What is her height? Husband: I never noticed. Officer: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, can be healthy. Officer: Color of eyes? Husband: Never notice...

reglynn · reglynn

Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my vagina...

reglynn · reglynn

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk)to make pr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Screams of passionAn Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.The Italian said:"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin Olive oil.Then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop for five minutes."The Fren...

Vic41 · Vic41

Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband: Sukitaki. Wife replies: Kowanini! Husband says angrily: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji! Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Irish Logic at it's best! THE EXPLANATION, The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happe...

Hurls · Hurls

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaperfor a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. Sh...

Hurls · Hurls

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence At Government House. One is from Cabramatta, another is from Marrickville, and the third is from Engadine. All three go with an official to examine the fence. The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measure And does some measuring, then works s...

Hurls · Hurls

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. &qu...

Hurls · Hurls

Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, But thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to us...

Hurls · Hurls

The Simplest Explanation > > > > A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Pete in a > > steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. > > > > "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. > > > > "What happened!...

Hurls · Hurls

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he w...

Vic41 · Vic41

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Centrelink Fairy (Preview) Centrelink Fairy A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Centrelink Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Tony Abbott to grant you three wishes, since you've just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children -- all costs to be borne...	Redlander	0	721	08:24 AM Sep 19, 2014 by Redlander
	the escapee (Preview) A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While h...	SLUG	0	577	07:46 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	speak the truth (Preview) At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, "All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living!" The bartender was crushed to death.	SLUG	0	543	07:44 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	blondes (Preview) Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I dont know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"	SLUG	0	556	07:42 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	kids to day (Preview) Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"	SLUG	0	506	07:37 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	9 months (Preview) John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it's...	SLUG	0	573	07:31 PM Sep 18, 2014 by SLUG
	LIFE IN AN AUSSIE MENTAL HOSPITAL !!! (Preview) A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a Truck, with his hands at 10 to 2. The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?' Kenny replies, 'Can't Talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !' The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Ke...	aussie_paul	5	4624	06:51 PM Sep 18, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Missing Wife (Preview) Distraught husband filed a report on his missing wife. Husband: My wife Misty went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home. Officer: What is her height? Husband: I never noticed. Officer: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, can be healthy. Officer: Color of eyes? Husband: Never notice...	Gunsondeck	3	1051	09:28 PM Sep 17, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Irish man on a train.. (Preview) Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my vagina...	reglynn	0	633	11:29 PM Sep 16, 2014 by reglynn
	The Elderly Irish Virgin (Preview) In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk)to make pr...	reglynn	0	620	11:20 PM Sep 16, 2014 by reglynn
	Screams of passion!!!!!!!!! :) (Preview) Screams of passionAn Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.The Italian said:"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin Olive oil.Then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop for five minutes."The Fren...	aussie_paul	0	571	02:16 PM Sep 16, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Japanese Sex (passed on from another GN). (Preview) Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband: Sukitaki. Wife replies: Kowanini! Husband says angrily: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji! Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji...	Vic41	0	692	03:21 PM Sep 15, 2014 by Vic41
	THE EXPLANATION;; (Preview) Irish Logic at it's best! THE EXPLANATION, The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happe...	justcruisin01	0	639	08:46 PM Sep 12, 2014 by justcruisin01
	The Gay Ranchhand (Preview) A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaperfor a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. Sh...	Hurls	1	908	09:01 AM Sep 12, 2014 by Vic41
	The Fence Repair (Preview) *Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence* *At Government House.* *One is from Cabramatta, another is from* *Marrickville, and the third is from Engadine.* *All three go with an official to examine the fence.* *The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measure* *And does some measuring, then works s...*	Hurls	2	870	05:28 AM Sep 12, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Sunbathing (Preview) A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. &qu...	Hurls	1	1033	03:29 PM Sep 10, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	A Few Thoughts (Preview) Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, But thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to us...	Hurls	0	549	02:19 PM Sep 10, 2014 by Hurls
	The Simplest Explanation (Preview) The Simplest Explanation > > > > A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Pete in a > > steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. > > > > "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. > > > > "What happened!...	Hurls	0	559	02:15 PM Sep 10, 2014 by Hurls
	Chinese Hurrymoon (Preview) A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he w...	Hurls	0	560	02:12 PM Sep 10, 2014 by Hurls
	Hers 'n' His Poems.... (Preview)	Vic41	4	618	11:05 AM Sep 10, 2014 by Vic41
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