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Baggie · Baggie

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American arch...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yendorane · Yendorane

Two blondes are filling up at a petrol station and the first blonde says to the second, "I bet these awful fuel prices are going to go even higher." The second blonde replies, "Won't affect me, I always put in just $10 worth."

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

The tax system explained using a beer analogy:Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this..The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth woul...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

goldfinger · goldfinger

I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 Melbourne International Airport, when this Chinese bloke comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those Martial Arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says, "No,.. why the fluck you ask me that? ...Is it...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Tom took his dog to the vet.Doctor, he said sadly, Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to cut off my dogs tail.The vet stepped back:Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?Because my mother-in-laws arriving tomorrow, and I dont want anything to make her think shes welcome.

goldfinger · goldfinger

..From the Olympic website: Did you know this, I didn't........ 2500 years ago a slave call-girl from Sardinia named Gaedophamee ..pronounced 'Get-offa'-me, was attending a great athletic festival in Greece. This Festival had no name at that time... In those days the athletes performed naked....

goldfinger · goldfinger

,Men are uncomplicated creatures, and by nature happier...... Our last name stays put... The garage is all ours.... Car mechanics tell us the truth... Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.... The same hairstyle lasts for years....even d...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A manager is in a pickle.He was told he must lay off one person from his staff.Jack Butler and Helen Doyle are the lowest seniority people and have the least experience, but they are so equal in performance, attendance, and potential, that he cant choose.So he decides to watch them both, and the first o...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A Woman Wanted To Get A Dog For Protection. What Happened When She Got It Is Priceless.February 19, 20161My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection.As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, He doesnt like men.Perfect, my sister-in-law thought, an...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Hi Everyone. A mate of mine has got a ticket for Wales v England in France next month. The problem is, when he applied for the ticket he wasn't aware of the date and unfortunately it falls on his bloody wedding day, so he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married?

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A married couple takes their son to the circus.After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn.While he is away the little boy notices something hanging down between the elephants legs.Mommy, what is that hanging down on the elephant? he asks.The embarrassed mother says Oh, thats nothing honey...

Palebushman · Palebushman

If Hilary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other! If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a bla...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to w...

rgren2 · rgren2

Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost. He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?" Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did." Shorten went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of his bed. He asked, John, how can I m...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Woody2 · Woody2

- Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked h...

Woody2 · Woody2

DAUGHTER TEXTS DAD ON MODERN MARRIAGE WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT"Daddy, I am coming home to get married, soon. Get out your check book.LOL. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on What...

Cupie · Cupie

Hi .. This old clip is where I clipped my Avatar from. It always gives me a laugh

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Copper wire. (Preview) After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American arch...	Baggie	0	843	07:39 PM Jun 23, 2016 by Baggie
	Ok who's game (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	1019	01:38 PM Jun 23, 2016 by KFT
	Two blondes (Preview) Two blondes are filling up at a petrol station and the first blonde says to the second, "I bet these awful fuel prices are going to go even higher." The second blonde replies, "Won't affect me, I always put in just $10 worth."	Yendorane	0	810	11:25 AM Jun 23, 2016 by Yendorane
	The tax system explained using a beer analogy: (Preview) The tax system explained using a beer analogy:Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this..The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth woul...	Wombat 280	2	1133	07:28 AM Jun 23, 2016 by Stl
	I can see how that would work (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	812	09:26 PM Jun 21, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Airport Bar.... (Preview) I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 Melbourne International Airport, when this Chinese bloke comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those Martial Arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says, "No,.. why the fluck you ask me that? ...Is it...	goldfinger	0	859	05:39 PM Jun 21, 2016 by goldfinger
	Un welcome visitor (Preview) Tom took his dog to the vet.Doctor, he said sadly, Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to cut off my dogs tail.The vet stepped back:Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?Because my mother-in-laws arriving tomorrow, and I dont want anything to make her think shes welcome.	Woody n Sue	0	20765	09:19 PM Jun 19, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	....now I did not know this...why the Olympics are so named.. (Preview) ..From the Olympic website: Did you know this, I didn't........ 2500 years ago a slave call-girl from Sardinia named Gaedophamee ..pronounced 'Get-offa'-me, was attending a great athletic festival in Greece. This Festival had no name at that time... In those days the athletes performed naked....	goldfinger	0	912	01:19 PM Jun 18, 2016 by goldfinger
	Men are uncomplicated creatures, and by nature happier.....tongue slightly in cheek.. (Preview) ,Men are uncomplicated creatures, and by nature happier...... Our last name stays put... The garage is all ours.... Car mechanics tell us the truth... Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.... The same hairstyle lasts for years....even d...	goldfinger	0	969	01:05 PM Jun 18, 2016 by goldfinger
	One employee has to go (Preview) A manager is in a pickle.He was told he must lay off one person from his staff.Jack Butler and Helen Doyle are the lowest seniority people and have the least experience, but they are so equal in performance, attendance, and potential, that he cant choose.So he decides to watch them both, and the first o...	Woody n Sue	0	961	06:27 PM Jun 17, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Guard dog (Preview) A Woman Wanted To Get A Dog For Protection. What Happened When She Got It Is Priceless.February 19, 20161My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection.As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, He doesnt like men.Perfect, my sister-in-law thought, an...	Woody n Sue	0	934	08:38 AM Jun 17, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Footy Ticket (Preview) Hi Everyone. A mate of mine has got a ticket for Wales v England in France next month. The problem is, when he applied for the ticket he wasn't aware of the date and unfortunately it falls on his bloody wedding day, so he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married?	Wombat 280	0	851	08:06 PM Jun 16, 2016 by Wombat 280
	Circus elephant (Preview) A married couple takes their son to the circus.After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn.While he is away the little boy notices something hanging down between the elephants legs.Mommy, what is that hanging down on the elephant? he asks.The embarrassed mother says Oh, thats nothing honey...	Woody n Sue	0	820	08:03 PM Jun 16, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Interesting factoids (Preview) If Hilary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other! If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a bla...	Palebushman	0	884	01:12 PM Jun 16, 2016 by Palebushman
	Irritations .. (Preview) A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to w...	Aus-Kiwi	0	1066	07:03 PM Jun 14, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	Bill Shortonbrains. (Preview) Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost. He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?" Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did." Shorten went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of his bed. He asked, John, how can I m...	rgren2	2	1046	06:43 PM Jun 14, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Just learning. Aust outback fishing (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	844	06:35 PM Jun 14, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	Shingles (Preview) - *Bubba had shingles.* *Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?* *Here's what happened to Bubba:* *Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked h...*	Woody2	0	1022	05:45 PM Jun 14, 2016 by Woody2
	Modern wedding (Preview) DAUGHTER TEXTS DAD ON MODERN MARRIAGE WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT"Daddy, I am coming home to get married, soon. Get out your check book.LOL. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on What...	Woody2	0	1023	05:43 PM Jun 14, 2016 by Woody2
	About my Avatar (Preview) Hi .. This old clip is where I clipped my Avatar from. It always gives me a laugh	Cupie	0	967	10:45 AM Jun 14, 2016 by Cupie
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