Just Joking

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around her. He asked her if she mindedreplying to his questions and she agreed.He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.When she said no, he mentioned that among their...

Weevil · Weevil

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he was a cabbie who did everything right all the time. Like my coming alon...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Prince Charles and the Hooker You can't resist British humour!!Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached h...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...

SLUG · SLUG

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...

gerard gue · gerard gue

After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day 5 kgs weight loss programme.The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me,...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Conversation after the first woman landed on the moon. Houston, we have a problem. What? Never mind. Whats the problem? Nothing. Please tell us? Im fine. Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finan...

Redlander · Redlander

Removed as may offend some -- Edited by Redlander on Thursday 6th of August 2015 10:07:04 AM

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the Master of the House'? Sales Girl:...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Cupie · Cupie

The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"...

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	Not sure (Preview) A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around her. He asked her if she mindedreplying to his questions and she agreed.He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.When she said no, he mentioned that among their...	Young Simmo	1	916	10:48 PM Oct 16, 2015 by Dodge
	RV Sales - Specials for Royals Travelling Oz... (Preview)	Weevil	0	750	08:14 PM Oct 16, 2015 by Weevil
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he was a cabbie who did everything right all the time. Like my coming alon...	aussie_paul	0	877	06:52 PM Oct 16, 2015 by aussie_paul
	BRITISH HUMOUR! (Preview) *Prince Charles* and the Hooker You can't resist British humour!!*Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day.* *He learned to brace himself as he approached h...*	justcruisin01	0	754	01:55 PM Oct 16, 2015 by justcruisin01
	Getting even with a taxi driver (Preview) A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...	Woody n Sue	1	876	08:30 AM Oct 15, 2015 by iana
	SEX OF FISH (Preview) Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...	SLUG	0	790	06:34 PM Oct 14, 2015 by SLUG
	Chinese customs?? (Preview) After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees...	gerard gue	0	674	02:42 PM Oct 14, 2015 by gerard gue
	Organic farming explained (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	923	12:40 AM Oct 14, 2015 by Joe50
	This may be politically incorrect so be carefull (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	732	09:31 PM Oct 13, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Marriage changes you (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	898	09:29 AM Oct 13, 2015 by Spydermann
	JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN (Preview) A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day 5 kgs weight loss programme.The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, 'If you catch me,...	aussie_paul	0	979	08:23 PM Oct 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Just for the fun of it (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	726	06:33 PM Oct 12, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Sorry ladies.. (Preview) Conversation after the first woman landed on the moon. Houston, we have a problem. What? Never mind. Whats the problem? Nothing. Please tell us? Im fine. Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	787	01:37 PM Oct 12, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Good job bad job (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	791	01:09 PM Oct 12, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	If you can't laugh, don't read it. (Preview) An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finan...	Young Simmo	2	986	10:02 PM Oct 11, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	The Fisherman (Preview) Removed as may offend some -- Edited by Redlander on Thursday 6th of August 2015 10:07:04 AM	Redlander	2	850	12:19 AM Oct 10, 2015 by Young Simmo
	England Prepares For Qtr Finals... (Preview) ...	Gunsondeck	0	856	07:04 PM Oct 9, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	A Different Perspective (Preview) A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the Master of the House'? Sales Girl:...	aussie_paul	1	841	05:52 PM Oct 9, 2015 by Felicia
	Warning.. :) (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	952	03:15 PM Oct 9, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	My Satnav (Preview) *The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres* I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"...	Cupie	1	933	04:24 PM Oct 8, 2015 by iana
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