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First Pint


While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first pint in Dublin.

 

Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our house. I got him a Guinness. He didnt like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny he didnt like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp lager, He didnt. So I drank it.

 

Then it occurred to me that maybe hed like whisky better than beer, so we tried a Jameson, but to no avail. In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Irelands finest.

 

He wouldnt even smell it.

 

 

What could I do but drink it? By the time I realised he just didnt like to drink, I was so bloody ****-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home.



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Not funny

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texas
now you have found some of the jokes are not to your taste the best thing to do is avoid the jokes section or avoid the posters that offend
brian

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Texas wrote:

Not funny


 Teaspoon, cement, araldite these come to mind. Jokes are jokes.



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I liked it.



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2weis wrote:

texas
now you have found some of the jokes are not to your taste the best thing to do is avoid the jokes section or avoid the posters that offend
brian


 Have to agree with this.

The Jokes section of this forum is entertaining to most, I personally enjoy it and I even get a laugh or two from my wife if I read some of them to her.

if you dont like it dont click on"Jokes"



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