Wife : Would you like Curry or Soup today?
Husband : Make it first. We'll name it later.
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...Please allow me to complete a sentence before you start guessing and suggesting.
A married man's prayer :
Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away. You gave me youth, You took it away. You gave me a wife ... Its been years now, just reminding You.
A couple were having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "The food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: " Honey ... you always say a prayer before we eat at home" Husband: "That's at home sweetheart ... here the chef knows how to cook"
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,I am married and already very disturbed."
