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A  German tourist jumped in the freezing water and saved

My  precious little dog.

Upon  getting back on the pier, he checked out my puppy and told me,  "Ze dog is ok. He  vill be fine."

Due to his selfless heroic act, I asked, "Are you a vet?" 

He replied, "Vet ? I'm fuken  soaked!" 

Aussie Paul.