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Looking for a new home
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Woody n Sue
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One for Cupie..
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https://www.facebook.com/ryan.keune/videos/1157143093960/
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aussie_paul
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2nd Blond Male Joke (Ok.. Ok.. You are asking for it!)
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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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Joker
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Yes well
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How to solve an old mans problem
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00...
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Little Bruce andJenny
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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marria...
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The Homeless Man
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This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I had it all!! A cook, clean and pressed clothes, TV, internet. I went to the gym, the library, and the pool. I took college courses for free, and never worked a day". I aske...
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kiwijims
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Marriage
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Oh. lord
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Woody2
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A very long time ago
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-- Edited by Woody2 on Sunday 17th of July 2016 10:50:03 AM
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Woody2
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1st Blond Male Joke (More to come... just ask.. Lol)
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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you findthe shampoo?He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,and I've just wet mine."
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A serious, bit weird one?.....
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From my weird Yankeeee mate...... Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, it is, as it reads. No one I know has got it right...few people do. A woman while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy who she did not know. She t...
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Ahhhhhh Soooooo!... Japaneeee Funny Business.....
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Mmmmmmmmmm!
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Newspapers
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WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS I was visiting my daughter last night whenI asked if I could borrow a newspaper."This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money onNewspapers. Here use my iPad."I can tell you this.. That friggin fly never knew what hit him.
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rgren2
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MURPHY'S LAW
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kiwijims
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How to predict a patdown
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Woody2
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Sold a lawn mower on gumtree today
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I sold a lawn mower on gumtree today now I don't have to worry about that pesky neighbour mowing his lawn at 6am on a Sunday morning
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Woody n Sue
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Only the lonely
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A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch...
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rgren2
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Is this what we have to look forward to......
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Is this what all of us 70+, and yet to be, kids have to look forward to!... This is something that happened at an assisted living centre.....as it was related to me... The people who live there have small apartments, however they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't sh...
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