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MALE LOGIC


Male logic... flawless

This a conversation between a man and a woman.

 

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about three

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

 

 


Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

 


Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didnt drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?


Man: Do you drink beer?

 


Woman: No.

 

 

Man: Where is your airplane?

 

Moorey biggrin



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That certainly got a chuckle out of me

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Tony

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hahaha

she might not like airplanes

she might like big houses instead

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Avagreatday.

Kathy and Frank currently at Home near Quirindi NSW



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Love itsmile



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