When they get married, the woman is thinking that from now on they can go on dates all the time. The man is thinking the exact opposite.

It's difficult for me to anticipate what women are going to do or say because I find they think differentlly. And more often.

As she gets older, your wife may start losing her short-term memory. This will ultimately save your marriage.

Women have higher pain thresholds. A man could never survive chilbirth or a bikini wax.

Wives expect husbands to be good at sex, but they're not allowed to practice.

We're supposed to be able to find the G-spot. We can\'t even find the jar of pickles in the fridge and we put it in there.

Your first exposure to a naked woman is like opening the hood of a hybrid. You don't see anything there that you recognize.

If your wife is going through menopause, don't buy her a bathing suit and use her to heat the pool.