Just Joking

dodgincamels · dodgincamels

A police officer sees a man driving around with a ute full of penguins. He pulls the guy over immediately and says: You cant drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately. The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the ute f...

Spook · Spook

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he ha...

Possum3 · Possum3

There were three Sisters of St Bernadette driving in outback Australia and they ran out of petrol - devastating. Sister Angelina said "There's a house over there on the hill, perhaps the farmer could lend us some petrol to get us into town". So the three hopeful Sisters walked across to the homestead a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the new p...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Bull fighting could be far more dangerous than it looks....lol....Hoo Roo

Yarra · Yarra

Default Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A WomanA plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried...

oldbloke · oldbloke

Three nuns died in a terrible car accident.They go up to heaven and St. peter is waiting at the gates, he tells them that before they enter heaven they must answer the question they are faced with correctly or they will go to hell.the first nun gets asked "what was the first man called?"She replys "Adam"...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

SUICIDE COUNSELING A DESPERATE LOOKING WOMAN STOOD POISED ON THE EDGE OF A HIGH BRIDGE, ABOUT TO JUMP OFF. AN OLD HOMELESS BLOKE WHO WAS WANDERING BY STOPPED AND SAID, "LOOK, SINCE YOU'LL BE DEAD IN A FEW MINUTES, AND IT WON'T MATTER TO YOU, HOW ABOUT A QUICKIE BEFORE YOU GO?" SHE SCREAMED, "NO! BUGGER O...

rgren2 · rgren2

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair while tying the girl to the bed. He gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's...

rgren2 · rgren2

A man walks into the Australian Electoral Commission and says to the receptionist,"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P.The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''He was filling the form OK until he came to the question ''Are y...

Possum3 · Possum3

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident a...

Possum3 · Possum3

During work Mike and John are chatting, Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week." John: "Oh!" Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?" John: "No."... Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this." T...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Back in my day.... and the most sensitive part of your body was invariably your ears/hearing.....lmao...Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Joe Cool........surprise ending...Hoo Roo.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

The Doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed, and told the Doctor he had trouble getting a lasting erection with his wife and she was getting quite frustrated. The doctor checked the man's blood pressure, and other vital statistics..then said he was going to check with hi...

Possum3 · Possum3

I accidently started on this page and lost an hour I'll never get back https://au.pinterest.com/explore/humor/

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A very sad day today, After seven years of training in the medical field and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor discretion. He slept with one of his clients, and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.... A genuinely nice guy an...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

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	Penguins in a ute and a horse in a bar (Preview) A police officer sees a man driving around with a ute full of penguins. He pulls the guy over immediately and says: You cant drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately. The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the ute f...	dodgincamels	0	809	05:07 PM Feb 20, 2017 by dodgincamels
	Financial Planning (Preview) Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he ha...	Spook	0	939	09:01 AM Feb 20, 2017 by Spook
	More Nuns (Preview) There were three Sisters of St Bernadette driving in outback Australia and they ran out of petrol - devastating. Sister Angelina said "There's a house over there on the hill, perhaps the farmer could lend us some petrol to get us into town". So the three hopeful Sisters walked across to the homestead a...	Possum3	5	1014	08:50 AM Feb 20, 2017 by Spook
	A new priest at his first mass was so nervous... (Preview) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the new p...	aussie_paul	1	1103	09:52 PM Feb 19, 2017 by Baggie
	...should have gone to Spec Savers....no Bull!..... (Preview) Bull fighting could be far more dangerous than it looks....lol....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1103	08:34 PM Feb 18, 2017 by rgren2
	Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman (Preview) Default Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A WomanA plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried...	Yarra	3	975	08:31 PM Feb 18, 2017 by hokianga
	Three nuns (Preview) Three nuns died in a terrible car accident.They go up to heaven and St. peter is waiting at the gates, he tells them that before they enter heaven they must answer the question they are faced with correctly or they will go to hell.the first nun gets asked "what was the first man called?"She replys "Adam"...	oldbloke	0	876	08:08 AM Feb 18, 2017 by oldbloke
	SUICIDE COUNSELING... (Preview) SUICIDE COUNSELING A DESPERATE LOOKING WOMAN STOOD POISED ON THE EDGE OF A HIGH BRIDGE, ABOUT TO JUMP OFF. AN OLD HOMELESS BLOKE WHO WAS WANDERING BY STOPPED AND SAID, "LOOK, SINCE YOU'LL BE DEAD IN A FEW MINUTES, AND IT WON'T MATTER TO YOU, HOW ABOUT A QUICKIE BEFORE YOU GO?" SHE SCREAMED, "NO! BUGGER O...	aussie_paul	0	924	08:00 PM Feb 17, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Prison escapee (Preview) A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair while tying the girl to the bed. He gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's...	rgren2	0	916	05:54 PM Feb 16, 2017 by rgren2
	How to become a Greens MP. (Preview) A man walks into the Australian Electoral Commission and says to the receptionist,"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P.The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''He was filling the form OK until he came to the question ''Are y...	rgren2	0	901	05:48 PM Feb 16, 2017 by rgren2
	Typical Lawyer? (Preview) A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident a...	Possum3	0	898	03:39 PM Feb 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Night Class (Preview) During work Mike and John are chatting, Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week." John: "Oh!" Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?" John: "No."... Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this." T...	Possum3	0	801	03:11 PM Feb 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Back in my day...... (Preview) Back in my day.... and the most sensitive part of your body was invariably your ears/hearing.....lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	994	01:26 PM Feb 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	What harm can it do (Preview) Woody	Woody n Sue	1	1042	11:00 AM Feb 15, 2017 by Bryan
	Ride'em'Cowgirl.... (Preview) Joe Cool........surprise ending...Hoo Roo.	Goldfinger	1	1094	09:04 PM Feb 14, 2017 by grahos
	Why men should not write advice columns... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	975	10:23 AM Feb 14, 2017 by Goldfinger
	ED perhaps not one for the ladies (Preview) The Doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed, and told the Doctor he had trouble getting a lasting erection with his wife and she was getting quite frustrated. The doctor checked the man's blood pressure, and other vital statistics..then said he was going to check with hi...	Woody n Sue	0	941	08:07 AM Feb 14, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Humour - when you have time. (Preview) I accidently started on this page and lost an hour I'll never get back https://au.pinterest.com/explore/humor/	Possum3	0	999	06:13 PM Feb 13, 2017 by Possum3
	Sad day for a mate.......Warning,tad off colour..... (Preview) A very sad day today, After seven years of training in the medical field and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor discretion. He slept with one of his clients, and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.... A genuinely nice guy an...	Goldfinger	0	887	03:58 PM Feb 13, 2017 by Goldfinger
	With apologies to any blondes on here (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	1036	06:00 PM Feb 11, 2017 by Felicia
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