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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to...
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Yarra
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0
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841
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Grandma & Grandpa
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10...
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Yarra
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0
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790
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Three Nuns
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Three nuns died and were at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approaches the first nun and tells her before she enters heaven she must correctly answer a skill-testing question. The nun steps forward and St. Peter asks, Who was the first man? The nun responds Oh that's easy, Adam. The trumpets blow, the...
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Yarra
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0
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716
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We Really Shouldn't Laugh Now.......Should We?.......
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I guess we can think of this the next time one of these little darlings' steal from one of our RV' sites... ........Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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1
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773
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See!....Size Really Does Count......
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Now, I can Identify with this one!.........Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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2
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853
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Get's Harder as you get older
(Preview)
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!"The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?""Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?""No," replied the man."Do you drink...
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Des and Jane
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0
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774
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A Couple More for Grey Nomads.....
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Humour with some truth....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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0
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803
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Bank
(Preview)
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &...
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Yarra
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1
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777
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True Art
(Preview)
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invest...
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Possum3
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0
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754
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Not for men only
(Preview)
A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra! Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats all of them.Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs th...
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Yarra
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0
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760
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Is there still a spark in your relationship
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Woody n Sue
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1
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969
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Oz place names
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Yaketty
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3
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909
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Are we there yet
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Woody n Sue
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0
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792
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A Real Lorry Driver
(Preview)
A lorry driver goes on a date with a girl. Afterwards they go back to her parents place. They were just beginning to have sex on the couch. When he feels the cold steel of a gun barrel on his neck. Before he could turn around her father said, "If you are a real lorry driver, you'll be able to back out of th...
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Woody n Sue
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2
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995
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Fake book covers....a tad risque'......
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..how would you react?.....some would be predictable....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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4
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1196
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Secluded Mountain Cabin
(Preview)
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. ''Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."... "Great", says Tom, "Af...
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Possum3
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1
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894
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The 11th Husband.....
(Preview)
A virile young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands... On their wedding night she whispered to her new husband....."Please be gentle dearest...I'm still a Virgin"..... "How can that be"...said the puzzled groom..."if you've been married ten times previously"...
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Goldfinger
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0
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807
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Kind hearted lawyer.
(Preview)
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.""W...
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rgren2
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3
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987
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An Oldie.
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who ...was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...
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Possum3
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0
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850
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Little Sally
(Preview)
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was i...
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Woody n Sue
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0
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910
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