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VISA TO AUSTRALIA
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Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?" Pommy bloke sighs and replies " is that STILL a requirement......
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Zoo
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Man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.It's a ****zu.
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Describes Me...................??
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I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The...
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Herb's little problem........
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Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb fel...
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Morticians discovery...
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Finally, a good gun story.. :)
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A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough...
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Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile.....
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"That you Bubba?" Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile..... Bubba The football coach noticed that Bubba, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your...
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Mirror Shop
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This is an original. Driving into town the other night I pulled up at the lights and right beside us was a mirror shop. I turned and said to my wife. "I think I could see myself working there."
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Live by these Rules........
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These rules were sent to me by a Member, a Person most of us know but, He shall remain anonymous, just in case he breaks them, then he can't blame me for his bad luck. O.K. Bloke !! You can put your hand up, if you're game. K.J.
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Another Blonde joke
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ok I'm too lazy to re type this one tonight -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 18th of January 2016 10:50:30 PM
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A petrol station owner in Ireland..
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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. ...Paddy guessed 8, an...
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Yet another Scottich joke...
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The definition of a true gentleman - one who can play the bagpipes, but elects not to.
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Another Scottish Joke
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A small country church in Northern England. A well-to-do locality. After the sermon, the plate was passed around. When the plate was returned to the vicar, he looked and there were 5 and 10 pound notes these, even a couple of 20 pound notes - and three pennies. The Vicar couldn't contain himself. &quo...
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How to avoid a fine..
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A Scottish Joke
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Scottish Short Joke!!A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me, Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"K.J.
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How's ya hearing ?
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The Agony of Agingâ¦.On the morning that Daylight Savings
Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering
his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get
your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock bacK ..
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Forgot Her Birthday...
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Forgot Her Birthday... It was breakfast time at the Smiths' house. Linda turned to her husband Frank with an irritated look and said: "I bet you don't remember what today is!" "Of course I remember!" declared Frank, and hastily left for work. When he reached his office, he i...
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Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems
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Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed. After the shrieking and hyste...
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How to say i love you in the following
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English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German Ich Liebe Dich Japanese Ai ****e Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Dig Lithuanian As Tave Meliu Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia...
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