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Kind hearted lawyer.
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.""W...
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rgren2
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An Oldie.
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who ...was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later s...
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Little Sally
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was i...
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Woody n Sue
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Novel Fishing Lures.......!
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I can almost hear your creative responses...lol....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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You call that Politically Incorrect?..THIS is Benny Hill at his Classically Politically Incorrectness best..lmao..
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Would he get away with this today?...I think not...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Politically correctness
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Irishman with a farm passed onHe wanted his three sons who could never agree on anything to stop arguing His Will said that he did not want the farm sold, and that if his three sons could not agree to share the farm together, then it would go to an English cats homeEnglish RSPCA picked up on this piece of new...
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Tony Bev
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.....and so, who said Aussies aren't real eloquent bassstards...?
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and sooooo descriptive tooooo. Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Gardening mistake
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Just my luck!! just to let you all know, I've been admitted to Hospital. I've just gone and poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb. They said I'll be out sometime in the Spring. Woody
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Woody n Sue
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Getting Older
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Getting Older Well I must be getting older And I don't know who to blame All the words now have new meanings Though they still sound just the same. And I was so good at English Now I get the words all wrong when I put them in a sentence well they really don't belong. Now when a bloke was really...
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Eagle
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That sound
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A man is driving down the road a breaks down near a monastery.He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound...
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Yarra
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I understand this was before he drove to happy hour......
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Sad and funny....liquormortis had already begun to set in....aptly the tune is 'Titanic'..lol....Hoo Roo Beer, Far, Wherever You Are
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Goldfinger
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How Strange?.....How Poignant?.....
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Many years ago a farmer couple gave birth to a son.... They named him "Odd"... When little Odd began going to school, all his classmates teased him because of his name. Odd finally graduated and got a factory job and all his co-workers invariably poked fun at his name. Odd eventually got married and li...
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Goldfinger
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Back to school
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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.Then the...
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Yarra
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Husband and Wife Golf
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A married couple played golf together everyday.One day the man and his wife were on the first tee of their local course. He was on the white tee and she was waiting in front of him by the ladies tee.He teed off and caught the ball perfectly; unfortunately it hit his wife smack in the back of the head killing...
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Yarra
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Child birth
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My wife was in labour when the nurse said it was time to push. She gave it everything she had, until a fart, that from sound and stench, had obviously followed through. She was mortified. "Don't worry," i said, patting her head. "I've heard this kind of thing is perfectly natural during birth. Isn't th...
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Woody n Sue
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New men's fashion pants.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=RA1eBCiRTzk
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rgren2
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Cruise Ship
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A 60 year old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. .... She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away..... A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up"..... The lady replied, ....
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English French relations.
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The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...
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To be precise
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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reassu...
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Definition
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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Scottish cop's expense! Scotti...
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