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Safe sex
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Woody n Sue
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1002
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Grandma's memory
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Woody n Sue
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864
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Man gets beaten up in elevator
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Woody n Sue
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1269
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Bless me Father......
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"Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."... "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out...
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Possum3
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955
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Trying to argue with the misses
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oops mistake sorry Link did not work... -- Edited by Ron-D on Monday 30th of January 2017 11:11:50 AM -- Edited by Ron-D on Monday 30th of January 2017 11:17:18 AM
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Ron-D
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The Bacon Tree
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon." With rene...
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Possum3
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3
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1195
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A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the door
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He opens it to find two sheriffs deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.One of the deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, Yes, I am.The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the mans wife.The guy says, Sure and gets a photo to show them.The deputy says, Im sorry, sir. But it looks like...
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Yarra
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1003
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The hair cut
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A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically,"but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that sh...
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Yarra
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1
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1075
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New Wife
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world.The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.The second man married a Thai girl. H...
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oldbloke
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1406
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Meet Clara..Australia's new Trade negotiator to the United States of Amerhicaaa...
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This is Clara...she has been appointed by our Prime Minister to ""negotiate"" all Trade Deals with President Trump... You know,..... I think this is actually 'GOING TO WORK'....!...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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1108
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Magic Sandals
(Preview)
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop..' So the married couple wa...
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Possum3
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0
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977
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THE CLOCK!
(Preview)
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks for?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."... "...
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Possum3
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1
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1113
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g gays
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Craig1
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974
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Weel, this made me laugh...a tad off colour....
(Preview)
Traffic Cop, entrapment.......her case would surely 'hold up' in Court....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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889
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Confused drunk.
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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order...
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Possum3
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1
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1019
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The Chinese doctor.
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This fellow has sharp pains in his backside, after visiting numerous Doctors the situation is not getting better. He talks to his mate about it who suggests that the Chinese doctor in the High St has been known to cure many things that others have failed to do. He takes himself off to the Chinese doc and e...
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Magnarc
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7
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1178
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Checking a horse prior to purchase.
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A Dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse. "I want a female horth." He said to a dealer, who shows him a mare. "Nithe horth, Can I thee her eythe?". The dealer picks him up and shows him its eyes. ... "Nithe eyeth, Can I thee her teeth?" He lifts the dwarf up and shows him her teeth. "Nithe teeth, Can I thee her twot...
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Possum3
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2
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1124
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Ferrari pit crew
(Preview)
The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how...
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Possum3
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1189
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The Will
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Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."My da...
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Yarra
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1031
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Car keys
(Preview)
Car Keys They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realised he wa...
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Woody2
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