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Definition
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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Scottish cop's expense! Scotti...
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735
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Ahhh the lure of Gold!...
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Goldfinger
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806
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A trip to the barbers
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A dad took his little girl to the barbers. While he sat in the chair having his hair cut, the little girl stood close to him, nibbling on a cake. The barber smiled at her and said, "You're going to get hair on your muffin." She replied, "I know. I'm going to get tits too."
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Woody n Sue
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757
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HEALTH WARNING......
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kiwijims
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2
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1056
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Must see it.
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A woman takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."... The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns t...
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1017
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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Tea is more dangerous than beer. Please avoid drinking tea. I discovered this last night. I had 14 beers till 3am at the pub while my wife was just drinking tea at home. You should have seen how violent and angry she was when I got home. I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me, all nig...
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kiwijims
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913
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Consideration
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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes more difficult for them to maintain the same standard of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are over-sensitive, and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. M...
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Possum3
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933
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Extreme Protection...firing blanks...
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Submitted I guess because I still can.....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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6
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1164
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Management Lessons
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Management LessonsLesson Number One A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fo...
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oldbloke
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1010
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South African joke
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A South African Joke in true tradition of Rugby Koos was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone drinking water from a pool. He shouts, "Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap kak". (Don't drink that water its full of sheep s***) The other guy says, "I'm from England mate, speak E...
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Yarra
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1093
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Men's Pearls of Wisdom (Risque)
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1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big di*k or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'... 5. Th...
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Possum3
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Woman Driver
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Crazy woman driver! I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and what does she go and do? ...........................She actually turns left! How am I supposed to prepare myself with these mind games?...
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Possum3
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1033
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Adult Fairy Tale
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CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cin...
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Yarra
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A 5 second Boooooooooooo.
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Goldfinger
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10
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1335
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of coma
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...for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?You have been with me all through the bad times.When I got fired, you were there to support me.When my b...
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Yarra
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Grandfathers Don't Always Know Everything!..
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victor was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked,'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'His Grandpa was a little taken aback, ...
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kiwijims
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Aussie Royal Footmen.....
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Two blokes living in outback Australia saw a couple of workin' jobs advertised by Buckingham Palace looking for Royal Footmen for the Queen, to walk beside her carriage..... They duly applied and were flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty... Her Majesty said " Because one's Footmen mu...
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Goldfinger
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The Parrot Speaks.....
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I see Melania Trump just got Donald a parrot for Xmas.... I saw in the N.Y. Times that during a lull between speeches at the recent Presidential Swearing-In Ceremony, Melania leaned over to chat with recently appointed Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson. "You know , I bought Donald a parrot for Chris...
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Goldfinger
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5
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Why?
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Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.....
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1062
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Zoo Trip
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I've just been to see the meerkats at the zoo, How disappointing !! They know sweet fanny adams about car insurance
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