A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her 3 male 'Stammers Action Group'..
She had tried every technique in the text book, but still they stammered and stuttered.
Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering,
I will have wild, unbridled, passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water....
The Englishman with stiff upper lip, immediately piped up: "B-b-b-b-ber-b-ber-b-irmingham."
"That's no use Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted: "G-g-g-g-gl-g-ger-ger-gl-lasgow"
I'm afraid that's no better either, Hamish.
Now, how about you Paddy, are you ready to try?
The Irishman took a real deep breath, counted to five, clenched both fists, turned red in the face...and blurted out...... "London"
"Absolutely brilliant Paddy!..I'm soooo proud of you"..and immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally hot and steamy sex..the couple paused for breath and Paddy said:
"d-d-d-der-d-d-der-d-erry!".........
Hoo Roo.
'The secret of happiness is not in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less'.Socrates BC399.
'Be a Cheerful Nomad, not a Grumpy Gromad, it's the Surly Bird who catches the Germ'!
Without Going, You Get Nowhere.......
Larry, that really got me laughing!
Those who wish to reap the blessings of freedom must, as men, endure the fatigue of defending it.
Thomas Paine.
