Bob, a 71 year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the RV Motorhome Convention with a breathtakingly beautiful and verrry sexy 25 year old blond-haired Lass,

who knocks everyone's socks off,......well most anyway, perhaps not a lot of the Matrons,... with her youthful stunning sex appeal and charm and who hangs on Bob's arm

and listens intently to his every word.....his elderly mates are aghast and green with envy....

At their very first chance, they corner him and eagerly ask: "Bob, HOW, did you get the trophy girlfriend??"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend?..she's my wife!"....

They are knocked over/incredulous, but persist with the questions.."Soooo how did you convince her to marry you??"....

"I lied about my age" Bob replies with a cheesy grin only Viagra could help produce.......

"What?....did you tell her you were only 51?".....

Bob smiled and says, "No boys..I told her I was 91"......

A Doctor was addressing a large aged audience in Hervey Bay.....

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is simply awful...soft drinks corrode your stomach lining....Chinese food is laced with MSG and high fat foods can be disastrous,

and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs and fluoride in our drinking water...

However there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will, eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes by far the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" 

After several seconds of quiet, and much nervous looking at each other, a 75 year-old in the front raised his hand and softly said:

"Wedding Cake"???

 A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Bus through Hervey Bay.

As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

"These", she explained, "Are the older goats put out to pasture when they can no longer produce."

She then asked" Soooo what do they do in Victoria with all your old goats?".....

They chorused as one: "They send us on Bus Tours to Hervey Bay"......!

Hoo Roo

-- Edited by goldfinger on Sunday 7th of February 2016 03:18:40 PM