A bloke walks into the front bar and orders 10 shots of neat Bundy Rum.
After they're poured, he drops them all down one after the other.
The Bartender comments: "Wow matey, I've never seen anyone down that much Rum, neat, that fast before!"
The bloke responds mournfully: "Well you would down them quickly too,.. if you have what I have."
The Bartender says: "I'm really sorry to hear that, ...what do you have, if I might ask?"
....."only Fifty Cents.".....the bloke answers.....
Hoo Roo.
'The secret of happiness is not in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less'.Socrates BC399.
'Be a Cheerful Nomad, not a Grumpy Gromad, it's the Surly Bird who catches the Germ'!
Without Going, You Get Nowhere.......
