POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his houseand laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter,so he dies out in the cold.
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NOW THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and layingup supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to knowwhy the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like thegrasshopper, are cold and starving. The ABC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video ofthe squirrel in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food.
The Australian press informs people that they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth,this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty.
The Greens, the Labor Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Housing Commission ofAustralia demonstrate in front of the squirrel's house.
The ABC, interrupting a cultural festival special from St Kilda with breaking news, broadcasts amulti-cultural choir singing 'We Shall Overcome'.
Bill Shorten rants in an interview with Laurie Oakes that the squirrel got rich off the backs ofgrasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his 'fair share'and increases the charge for squirrels to enter Melbourne city centre. In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic Equity andGrasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The squirrel'staxes are reassessed
He is taken to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders,for the work he wasdoing on his home, and an additional fine for contempt when he told the court the grasshopperdid not want to work. The grasshopper is provided with a Housing Commission house, financial aid to furnish it and anaccount with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially mobile.
The squirrel's food is seized and re-distributed to the more needy members of society - in this case the grasshopper. Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes,the squirrel has to downsize and start building a new home.
The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as a temporary home for asylum seekingcats who had hijacked a plane to get to Australia as they had to share their country of origin withmice. On arrival they tried to blow up the airport because of Australians' apparent love of dogs. The cats had been arrested for the international offence of hijacking and attempted bombing butwere immediately released because the police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst incustody. Initial moves to make them return to their own country were abandoned because it was fearedthey would face death by the mice.
The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from people's credit cards. A 60 Minutes special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of the squirrel's food, thoughspring is still months away, while the Housing Commission house he is in, crumbles around himbecause he hasn't bothered to maintain it. He is shown to be taking drugs. Sarah Hanson Young blames inadequate government funding for the grasshopper's drug 'Illness'. The cats seek recompense in the Australian courts for their treatment since arrival in Australia . The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a burglary to get money for his drugshabit. He is imprisoned but released immediately because he has been in custody for a few weeks.
He is placed in the care of the probation service to monitor and supervise him. Within a few weeks he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery. A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost $10 million and state the obvious, is set up. Additional money is put into funding a drug rehabilitation scheme for grasshoppers. Legal aid for lawyers representing asylum seekers is increased. The asylum seeking cats are praised by the government for enriching Australia 's multiculturaldiversity and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats.
The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the press blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the rootcauses of despair arising from social inequity and his traumatic experience of prison.
The Greens and the Labor Party call for the resignation of the Prime Minister. The cats are paid $1 million each because their rights were infringed when the government failedto inform them there were mice in Australia .
The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the burglaries and robberieshave to pay an additional percentage on their credit cards to cover losses, their taxes areincreased to pay for law and order, and they are told that they will have to work beyond 65because of a shortfall in government funds.
This then, pretty much sums up what's happening in Australia today, Lucky country? THE END
when I was a lot younger it was the Italians and Greeks who we denigrated, later it was the Vietnamese now its the Muslims, all refugees. It is a right for anyone to seek refuge, they are not illegals, they are not criminals. All of us are from emigrant stock. Because we are 2nd 3rd or whatever generation Australian doesn't mean we can turn our backs on refugees. Every nationality that has come to Australia has added to our countries well being. I wonder who will be the next victim of our spite, or is it fear? Maybe we can revert to the original Australians always a fall back position for those who need to put others down.
-- Edited by Bru on Friday 13th of January 2017 11:20:21 AM
You know, this may have been written as a joke with tongue in cheek, but the sad part is that it is just SO true. And don't think it is going to stop there! Wait till your pension gets raided & we'll be out with the cows eating grass. (no I didn't say smoking it!!). How many of us can remember Aust. being called, "The Lucky Country" Thit folks, we are lucky to be able to survive the onslaught of "newcomers" that seem to have the monopoly already. I'd better stop before I get steamed up some more. Happy camping folks, do it while you can.
You know, this may have been written as a joke with tongue in cheek, but the sad part is that it is just SO true. And don't think it is going to stop there! Wait till your pension gets raided & we'll be out with the cows eating grass. (no I didn't say smoking it!!). How many of us can remember Aust. being called, "The Lucky Country" Thit folks, we are lucky to be able to survive the onslaught of "newcomers" that seem to have the monopoly already. I'd better stop before I get steamed up some more. Happy camping folks, do it while you can.
