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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Recep...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

When you gotta weeee.......Hoo Roo

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

The big day had finally arrived and the newly weds are very happy. They attend the wedding reception with all their friends and family. Every thing go's as planned and both are so happy the reception go's on into the night. Maria's Mumma go's over to her daughter and tells her its time to do her duty and t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

These should carry a warning..'Not to Be Bred With!'.......Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I think we are all getting old at the right time/period....here's how a modern marriage may go....Hoo Roo Dearest Dad, I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know I'm in Australia....and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dat...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I like the one, where we used to describe our knees as left or right when we were younger...Hoo Rool

Craig1 · Craig1

A little language

Possum3 · Possum3

Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the tea...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table she had a 'near death' experience..... Seeing God, she asked.."Is my time up?"... God said, " No you have another 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, four hours and 31 minutes to live....." Since she had so much tim...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Short Download....Hoo Roo

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them 50. Thi...

Possum3 · Possum3

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you Husband: Whats up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our k...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

.....""Yeahhhh I knowwwww"........Apparently he's finished "practising" as President....now he's practising for a new Role....Maaaaaaam......lol...Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:20:32 AM -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:22:47 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped off, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot. No way, no needles! I hate needles! the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suf...

Yarra · Yarra

After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Eddy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, we will all get up at the same time and walk out in protest.Class starts and the teacher says: "OK kids, tod...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

I lived in the Philippines for several years. This is the Driver's Handbook... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 21st of July 2013 02:55:41 PM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	..Pity........the Cheerleaders song would have been interesting.....lol.. (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	727	07:18 PM Jun 30, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Drs Office. (Preview) There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Recep...	Possum3	0	1095	07:53 PM Jun 29, 2017 by Possum3
	Suspicious Husbands... (Preview) When you gotta weeee.......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1294	12:16 PM Jun 29, 2017 by Goldfinger
	lol............. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	714	11:39 AM Jun 29, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Maria & Mario get Married (Preview) The big day had finally arrived and the newly weds are very happy. They attend the wedding reception with all their friends and family. Every thing go's as planned and both are so happy the reception go's on into the night. Maria's Mumma go's over to her daughter and tells her its time to do her duty and t...	Hey Jim	0	975	10:38 AM Jun 29, 2017 by Hey Jim
	Arguing (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	996	09:46 PM Jun 28, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Dickheads with Guns....Not long video.... (Preview) These should carry a warning..'Not to Be Bred With!'.......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	749	07:41 PM Jun 28, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Modern marriage... (Preview) I think we are all getting old at the right time/period....here's how a modern marriage may go....Hoo Roo Dearest Dad, I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know I'm in Australia....and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dat...	Goldfinger	0	765	07:32 PM Jun 28, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Some humourous trueisms here.. (Preview) I like the one, where we used to describe our knees as left or right when we were younger...Hoo Rool	Goldfinger	0	859	07:45 PM Jun 27, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Tickled Me- a little language (Preview) A little language	Craig1	0	933	04:46 PM Jun 27, 2017 by Craig1
	New Hinge. (Preview) Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the tea...	Possum3	0	1331	03:21 PM Jun 27, 2017 by Possum3
	The 65 year old Lady...... (Preview) A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table she had a 'near death' experience..... Seeing God, she asked.."Is my time up?"... God said, " No you have another 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, four hours and 31 minutes to live....." Since she had so much tim...	Goldfinger	0	937	10:31 AM Jun 26, 2017 by Goldfinger
	The Kiss!.......then the fights begin.....lol (Preview) Short Download....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1137	07:44 PM Jun 25, 2017 by Radar
	78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist .. (Preview) A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them 50. Thi...	Aus-Kiwi	0	981	05:29 PM Jun 25, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	DNA test. (Preview) After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you Husband: Whats up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our k...	Possum3	1	1264	02:39 PM Jun 24, 2017 by Tony Bev
	I see Donald Frump is going to make 'UK' Great Again as well..photos prove... (Preview) .....""Yeahhhh I knowwwww"........Apparently he's finished "practising" as President....now he's practising for a new Role....Maaaaaaam......lol...Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:20:32 AM -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:22:47 AM	Goldfinger	1	977	10:56 AM Jun 24, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Blonde. (Preview) Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped off, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama...	Possum3	0	868	08:40 AM Jun 24, 2017 by Possum3
	Female Dentist (Preview) A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot. No way, no needles! I hate needles! the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suf...	Possum3	0	1266	08:36 AM Jun 22, 2017 by Possum3
	Little Eddy has really upset the girls at school (Preview) After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Eddy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, we will all get up at the same time and walk out in protest.Class starts and the teacher says: "OK kids, tod...	Yarra	0	916	08:17 AM Jun 22, 2017 by Yarra
	Philippine Driver's Handbook. (Preview) I lived in the Philippines for several years. This is the Driver's Handbook... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 21st of July 2013 02:55:41 PM	Big Gorilla	11	5344	06:56 AM Jun 22, 2017 by crafter2u
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