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Confucius did not say....


Confucius Did Not Say.....

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

And, Confucius Really Did Not Say...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"



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Very Good! biggrin

I also believe he did not say

"Man who have hand in both pocket can't feel too ****y"



-- Edited by 67HR on Monday 2nd of October 2017 07:01:01 PM

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Also, I believe he said...
Woman who lays naked outside synagogue at night likely to wake up with heavy dew? on top.

wink



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