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A man walks into a Bar and sees a sign;

Cheese sandwich $1.50

Chicken sandwich $2.25

Hand Job $15.00

The man checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender

"Äre you the one that gives the Hand Jobs?'

"Why yes" she purred, "I am"

"Well, wash your Feckin hands" says the Man.

"I want a cheese sandwich".



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A man walks into a Bar and sees a sign;

Cheese sandwich $1.50

Chicken sandwich $2.25

Pommie sandwich $15.00

The man asks the bartender why so much for a pommie sandwich.

"Ever tried to clean & skin one?"

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