Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUG...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

RustyD · RustyD

rockylizard · rockylizard

rockylizard · rockylizard

Baggie · Baggie

This old lady had lived at the head of the bight at the bottom of Australia for many years, her only companion was Thomas her cat. Each day they would climb down the path in the cliffs to the beach & walk up and back, beach combing for anything washed up over night. This was a daily event as sometimes lo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Old John had a farm in Queensland. The Queensland Wages Board claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my jackaroo who's been with me for...

Possum3 · Possum3

The American Govt funded a project to see why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. After a year and spending $180,000-00 they arrived at the hypothesis it was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the Us published their study, the French decided to do their own investigation. Aft...

RustyD · RustyD

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I experienced the WORST customer service last night at a shop near me, I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not in the habit of publicly trashing people or business' (Even if they DO deserve it).Thursday afternoon I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home...

Possum3 · Possum3

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Possum3 · Possum3

Yesterday I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, Im a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal. It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.

RustyD · RustyD

A couple's only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon Quickie with their 8-year old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation; Theres a car being towe...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A few laughs to start your day!! Murphy says to Paddy,"What ya talkin' into an envelope for?""I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticketlady asks "Why so many of you?"Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."I went to the cemetery yesterday to laysome flowers on a grave...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'... After about five minu...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."... The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train h...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. 1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. Step by step with slide presentation. 2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion. 3. D...

oldbloke · oldbloke

Lol, in my dreams

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	What a pisser.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1302	08:57 AM Jan 19, 2018 by Blues Man
	Dancing Lesson. (Preview) AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUG...	Possum3	1	995	08:53 AM Jan 19, 2018 by Blues Man
	Black I..... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	926	10:07 PM Jan 18, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Heaven and Hell (Preview)	RustyD	1	925	12:18 PM Jan 18, 2018 by Dickodownunder
	New Year Resolutions (Preview)	rockylizard	1	973	11:20 AM Jan 18, 2018 by RustyD
	Lions Club (Preview)	rockylizard	0	1110	09:50 AM Jan 18, 2018 by rockylizard
	Thomas the cat. (Preview) This old lady had lived at the head of the bight at the bottom of Australia for many years, her only companion was Thomas her cat. Each day they would climb down the path in the cliffs to the beach & walk up and back, beach combing for anything washed up over night. This was a daily event as sometimes lo...	Baggie	0	931	09:36 PM Jan 17, 2018 by Baggie
	Old John. (Preview) Old John had a farm in Queensland. The Queensland Wages Board claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my jackaroo who's been with me for...	aussie_paul	4	1496	08:30 PM Jan 17, 2018 by Dickodownunder
	Why? (Preview) The American Govt funded a project to see why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. After a year and spending $180,000-00 they arrived at the hypothesis it was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the Us published their study, the French decided to do their own investigation. Aft...	Possum3	2	959	08:10 PM Jan 17, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? (Preview) How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some...	RustyD	0	1129	09:30 PM Jan 16, 2018 by RustyD
	Sorry, but I need to vent !!!! (Preview) I experienced the WORST customer service last night at a shop near me, I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not in the habit of publicly trashing people or business' (Even if they DO deserve it).Thursday afternoon I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home...	aussie_paul	7	1240	05:49 PM Jan 16, 2018 by KevinC
	Heaven Vs Hell (Preview) An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and...	Possum3	1	905	02:51 PM Jan 16, 2018 by dazz49
	Found the problem . (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	1113	11:18 PM Jan 14, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
	Bumper Sticker. (Preview) Yesterday I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, Im a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal. It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.	Possum3	0	899	07:14 PM Jan 14, 2018 by Possum3
	Kids (Preview) A couple's only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon Quickie with their 8-year old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation; Theres a car being towe...	RustyD	0	890	06:40 PM Jan 14, 2018 by RustyD
	Thought these were great. (Preview) A few laughs to start your day!! Murphy says to Paddy,"What ya talkin' into an envelope for?""I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticketlady asks "Why so many of you?"Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."I went to the cemetery yesterday to laysome flowers on a grave...	aussie_paul	1	930	03:21 PM Jan 14, 2018 by Possum3
	Fart football (Preview) An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'... After about five minu...	Possum3	0	897	11:06 AM Jan 14, 2018 by Possum3
	BLONDE JOKE FOR TODAY... (Preview) Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."... The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train h...	Possum3	0	875	10:29 AM Jan 14, 2018 by Possum3
	Husband Training Course (Preview) Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. 1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. Step by step with slide presentation. 2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion. 3. D...	rockylizard	1	918	09:54 AM Jan 14, 2018 by dorian
	Wife Training (Preview) Lol, in my dreams	oldbloke	4	1816	09:36 PM Jan 13, 2018 by wal1
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