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Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

I see Ansell has been bought out by Chinese company . Through stiff competition Aust condom company has been taken over .. Just what we need at our age !! Hard to believe .. Can imagine the adds ., Lol Dinkum condom . Etc

Woody2 · Woody2

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into thewaiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...

Woody2 · Woody2

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

Woody2 · Woody2

Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

kiwijims · kiwijims

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Cupie · Cupie

Hi .. This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum. enjoy .. G THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGEHi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to y...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

KFT · KFT

THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of ne...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6W5Eai1t8VEOHpTRGlmUjRUS2s/view?pref=2&pli=1

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to anothe...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering fr...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two old ladies were chatting over lunch. Before long their conversation turned to their husbands, and as usual there was plenty of complaining.One says to the other, So Harold brought a dozen long-stemmed roses home last night. You know what that means? Im going to spend all weekend with my legs in t...

Woody2 · Woody2

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting fo...

Possum3 · Possum3

Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife). 1. If I like it - It's mine. 2. If it's in my hand - It's mine. 3. If I can take it from you - It's mine. 4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine. 5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours. 6. If it looks like mine - It's mine. 7. If I'm doing or building so...

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	Condoms made offshore !! (Preview) I see Ansell has been bought out by Chinese company . Through stiff competition Aust condom company has been taken over .. Just what we need at our age !! Hard to believe .. Can imagine the adds ., Lol Dinkum condom . Etc	Aus-Kiwi	4	789	09:35 PM May 26, 2017 by woofta and precious
	Putting your affairs in order (Preview) The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into thewaiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...	Woody2	0	872	07:15 PM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Thought for the day (Preview) THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.	Woody2	0	895	07:13 PM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...	Woody2	0	698	10:51 AM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Caring???? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1145	01:08 AM May 26, 2017 by Tony Bev
	house work or sex (Preview) Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...	Woody n Sue	1	884	10:42 PM May 23, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	876	05:34 PM May 23, 2017 by aussie_paul
	This latest Virus is known as the: C-Nile Virus (Preview) I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....	kiwijims	0	820	07:57 PM May 22, 2017 by kiwijims
	Rup stairs and grab my slippers please (caution a swear word in here ) (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	914	06:43 PM May 22, 2017 by Robreen
	That eMail (Preview) Hi .. This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum. enjoy .. G THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGEHi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to y...	Cupie	1	816	08:42 AM May 22, 2017 by Blues Man
	Changing positions (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	931	11:50 AM May 21, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Hippocritical (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	735	11:44 AM May 21, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Things My Mother Taught Me (Preview) THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of ne...	KFT	2	837	08:40 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	A highly dangerous virus............ (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	878	08:37 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	Shopping: Men Vs Women. (Preview) https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6W5Eai1t8VEOHpTRGlmUjRUS2s/view?pref=2&pli=1	Possum3	1	775	08:35 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	Sorry Dmax... (Preview) A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to anothe...	aussie_paul	3	944	08:33 AM May 20, 2017 by Blues Man
	Dog for sale. C&P from friend in Glasgow. (Preview) A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering fr...	Possum3	1	920	11:39 AM May 19, 2017 by Blues Man
	Long stemmed roses. (Preview) Two old ladies were chatting over lunch. Before long their conversation turned to their husbands, and as usual there was plenty of complaining.One says to the other, So Harold brought a dozen long-stemmed roses home last night. You know what that means? Im going to spend all weekend with my legs in t...	Possum3	2	1003	11:36 AM May 19, 2017 by Blues Man
	Love dress (Preview) A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting fo...	Woody2	2	1099	12:23 PM May 17, 2017 by rockylizard
	Possession (Preview) Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife). 1. If I like it - It's mine. 2. If it's in my hand - It's mine. 3. If I can take it from you - It's mine. 4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine. 5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours. 6. If it looks like mine - It's mine. 7. If I'm doing or building so...	Possum3	0	1097	10:36 AM May 17, 2017 by Possum3
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