Just Joking

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K.J.

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K.J.

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K.J.

Yarra · Yarra

A man named Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him and asks Have you got the time? Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and turns around. After glancing at his wrist he says it's about a quarter to six. Hey, that's a pret...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

HYPNOSISWoman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.''No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?'His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Racial profilingI was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and startsdrinking a beer.I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"He says "No, I don't. And furthermore...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third wo...

kiwijims · kiwijims

One wet Pooch.......... K.J.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy in 1983. He managed to break out a window, climbout, and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a public service movie in 1983 on "The Dangers of Low-Level Br...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

.......I want some...of whatever it is....lmao....Hoo Roo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

Mary and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Mary remarried and this time she & John had 5 more children.... Mary finally died, after having 25 children. St...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men to...tally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery...

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..... She introduces herself as a representat...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A cell phone I won't be borrowing any time soon....!...!...lol....bet you watch it twice.......Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Friday 24th of March 2017 05:53:34 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. Ho...

Yarra · Yarra

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.Luckily the babies were OK.The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy so...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting... One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing Community Service this week' The florist was pleased and left t...

Yarra · Yarra

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank Of Ireland it was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When Paddy was asked why he had such a long password : he replied 'Bejazus! are yez feckin' stupid? I was told me passw...

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	Good Women Drivers (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	796	05:19 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	Randy Parents (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	747	03:42 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	Caught Speeding (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	746	03:41 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	Don't you want the batteries (Preview) A man named Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him and asks Have you got the time? Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and turns around. After glancing at his wrist he says it's about a quarter to six. Hey, that's a pret...	Yarra	1	871	09:34 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	HYPNOSIS....... (Preview) HYPNOSISWoman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.''No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?'His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...	aussie_paul	1	720	09:23 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	Racial profiling (Preview) Racial profilingI was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and startsdrinking a beer.I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"He says "No, I don't. And furthermore...	aussie_paul	1	831	09:21 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! (Preview) Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third wo...	aussie_paul	1	704	09:17 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	Debbie's no friend of mine !!! (Preview) One wet Pooch.......... K.J.	kiwijims	0	742	04:23 PM Mar 30, 2017 by kiwijims
	Some Strange but (Perhaps?) True Stories. (Preview) A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy in 1983. He managed to break out a window, climbout, and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a public service movie in 1983 on "The Dangers of Low-Level Br...	aussie_paul	2	897	06:47 AM Mar 30, 2017 by Stl
	Grey Nomad males...just form a line behind me....Korean Engrish Resson... (Preview) .......I want some...of whatever it is....lmao....Hoo Roo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE	Goldfinger	12	1132	09:30 PM Mar 29, 2017 by Bryan
	Never step on a little old Lady's wet floor.........! (Preview)	Goldfinger	1	786	04:23 PM Mar 27, 2017 by Travel Bug
	Together at last (Preview) Mary and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Mary remarried and this time she & John had 5 more children.... Mary finally died, after having 25 children. St...	Possum3	0	804	10:41 PM Mar 26, 2017 by Possum3
	Hardened criminals.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	716	05:45 PM Mar 26, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Culture (Preview) At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men to...tally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery...	Possum3	0	733	09:41 AM Mar 25, 2017 by Possum3
	Weight Loss Program (Preview) A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..... She introduces herself as a representat...	Possum3	1	796	08:41 AM Mar 25, 2017 by jebs
	Multi-Tasking on a Cell Phone......have you done this too?....?..... (Preview) A cell phone I won't be borrowing any time soon....!...!...lol....bet you watch it twice.......Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Friday 24th of March 2017 05:53:34 PM	Goldfinger	0	728	05:51 PM Mar 24, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Differing perspectives (Preview) Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. Ho...	Possum3	0	768	10:21 PM Mar 23, 2017 by Possum3
	Woman Pregnant (Preview) A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.Luckily the babies were OK.The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy so...	Yarra	1	745	09:16 PM Mar 23, 2017 by 2weis
	The Haircut.... (Preview) Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting... One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing Community Service this week' The florist was pleased and left t...	Goldfinger	1	841	09:02 PM Mar 23, 2017 by Woody2
	Irish Password Joke (Preview) During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank Of Ireland it was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When Paddy was asked why he had such a long password : he replied 'Bejazus! are yez feckin' stupid? I was told me passw...	Yarra	1	834	01:35 PM Mar 22, 2017 by Craig1
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