My Upcoming Surgery

When I first noticed that my penis was growing and staying erect longer, I was delighted. So was my wife.

But, after several weeks, my penis had grown to 13 inches.

I became quite concerned. Soon I was having problems dressing and even walking. So my wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an Initial examination, the doctor explained to us that, though rare, my condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective Surgery.

How Long will he be on crutches? my wife asked anxiously.

Crutches? Why would he need crutches? responded the surprised doctor.

Well, she said coldly, you are going to lengthen his legs, arent you?