A teacher found one of her students crying in the playground one day.
Whats wrong? she asked. Has someone been bullying you?
No, the boy sobbed. I found a cat, but its dead.
The teacher was shocked. How do you know the cat is dead?
Because I pissed in his ear and he didnt move, the kid replied.
YOU DID WHAT?
You know, the boy said. I leaned over and went Psst in his ear and he didnt move!
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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