A teacher found one of her students crying in the playground one day. 

Whats wrong? she asked. Has someone been bullying you? 

No, the boy sobbed. I found a cat, but its dead. 

The teacher was shocked. How do you know the cat is dead?

Because I pissed in his ear and he didnt move, the kid replied.

YOU DID WHAT?

You know, the boy said. I leaned over and went Psst in his ear and he didnt move!