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Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional..
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aussie_paul
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841
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Getting Old Should Require Training ...
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Getting Old Should Require Training ... I bought a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom." It hurts to walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely .
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aussie_paul
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3
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765
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Another lol.
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aussie_paul
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711
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Enjoyment..
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aussie_paul
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0
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781
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Somethings different..
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aussie_paul
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0
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781
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She is hot...
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Husband: Love..... Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep now. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. H...
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aussie_paul
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811
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Old Meanings
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RustyD
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679
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Another Year Older
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RustyD
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0
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703
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Try again
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, So I did; she's 21 and her name's Lucy. ----------------------------------------------------------- Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedophile" and other names at me, Just because my girlfriend...
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Possum3
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1
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808
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Too Much Sex
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I couldn't help but over-hear two young guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired. His buddy says: Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 & 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do." A f...
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RustyD
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0
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688
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Guys I need some help !
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Woody n Sue
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1
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870
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Cooktown
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FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me...
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RustyD
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1
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778
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Barber
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks a...
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Possum3
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0
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681
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Prison vs work
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IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.... IN PRISON..........you get ti...
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Possum3
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0
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625
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Cold in Canberra.
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Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 3rd of July 2017 09:35:42 PM
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789
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See that!...you schmuck!
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Golden Oldie....I think it was Irish originally.....lol...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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0
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729
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Bumper Bar Stickers
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Phillipn
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779
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Never fight with your wife unless your prepared to pay
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Woody n Sue
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0
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727
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Mystery
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An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. W...
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Possum3
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0
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763
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Geography
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially well-developed and open to trade, especially... Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spai...
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Possum3
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0
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759
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