Years of smoking finally caught up with John one morning at work when he keeled over, clutching his heart.
He was rushed to hospital and inundated with questions from concerned staff.
Do you smoke? Asked a paramedic.
No, John replied quietly, I quit.
Thats good, the paramedic stated, when did you quit?
Around 9.30 this morning.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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