A man and a woman were on their way to get married when they were involved in a car accident.

The couple stood outside Heavens gate, waiting on Saint Peter to do the paperwork so they could enter.

Do you think we can still get married in heaven? the man said to Saint Peter. 

He looked puzzled. You know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Ill see what we can do.

For months, the couple wandered around Heaven, waiting for a response to their question

Finally, an exhausted-looking Saint Peter found them again. Yes, he said. You can get married in Heaven.

And what if things dont work out? the woman asked. Could we also get a divorce in Heaven? 

Are you kidding me? Saint Peter groaned. It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long its going to take me to find a lawyer?