Just Joking

hako · hako

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular ph...

Possum3 · Possum3

A cowboy rides into town on his horse and heads straight to the saloon for a drink. A few hours and a bottle of whiskey later, he walks out of the saloon. After a minute, he runs back in. All right! he yells. Who took my horse? No one says a thing. Right, says the cowboy. Im gonna give yall to the count of three....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.chicksontheright.com/2017/07/23/peyton-manning-retirement-home-best-thing-youll-see-day/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and his wife are sitting by the fire when an announcement comes up on the television. Were expecting a lot of snow tonight, folks, the presenter says. Please make sure youre parked on the even-numbered side of the road so we can plough. The man goes out to move the car. The next day, the same thing hap...

Bushpie · Bushpie

JET FUEL Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers At Pert Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Peter said, "Me too, Y'know, I've heard you can dr...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...

mustangdude · mustangdude

A man goes to the dentist for a check-up and requires a tooth removal. He tells the dentist he's scared of needles and can't take the gas due to allergies. The dentist offers him two small pills. "What are these?" he asks The dentist replies "Viagra" "Will that help with the pain" he asks. "No" replied th...

hako · hako

Confucius Did Not Say.....Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.Man who runs in fr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

RustyD · RustyD

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you e...

JayDee · JayDee

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmers field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fell i...

oldbloke · oldbloke

An old priest lay dying in Woden's, Canberra Hospital. He had served the people near the nation's capital, at Manuka for many years.He motioned for the nurse to come near."Yes father?" said the nurse."I would really like to see Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten before I die" whispered the priest....

Recoup · Recoup

My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamboghini, I said , " wow , that's an amazing car "! He replied , " If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for exellence, I'll get another one next year " Cheers

Possum3 · Possum3

Went into Mc Donalds and got a big Mac served by a lady wearing a black Burqua, Went to Charlies Chicken and got a box of Nuggets served by a lady wearing a black Burqua, Went to Hungry Jacks and got a Whopper served by a lady wearing a multi -coloured Burqua with flowers all over it. I asked the lady at Hun...

RustyD · RustyD

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Aviation emergency. (Preview) An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular ph...	hako	0	961	07:06 PM Oct 7, 2017 by hako
	Back in '71 (Preview) A cowboy rides into town on his horse and heads straight to the saloon for a drink. A few hours and a bottle of whiskey later, he walks out of the saloon. After a minute, he runs back in. All right! he yells. Who took my horse? No one says a thing. Right, says the cowboy. Im gonna give yall to the count of three....	Possum3	0	898	02:28 PM Oct 7, 2017 by Possum3
	One for the ladies... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1272	10:26 PM Oct 6, 2017 by RustyD
	Retirement Home (Preview) https://www.chicksontheright.com/2017/07/23/peyton-manning-retirement-home-best-thing-youll-see-day/	Possum3	1	1202	10:21 PM Oct 6, 2017 by RustyD
	Singles advert... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1128	12:20 PM Oct 6, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Thought Provoking Gender Poster..... (Preview)	Goldfinger	3	1054	10:51 AM Oct 6, 2017 by Bryan
	Left or Right (Preview) A man and his wife are sitting by the fire when an announcement comes up on the television. Were expecting a lot of snow tonight, folks, the presenter says. Please make sure youre parked on the even-numbered side of the road so we can plough. The man goes out to move the car. The next day, the same thing hap...	Possum3	0	974	04:15 PM Oct 5, 2017 by Possum3
	Have A Good Trip (Preview) JET FUEL Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers At Pert Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Peter said, "Me too, Y'know, I've heard you can dr...	Bushpie	0	795	07:51 PM Oct 4, 2017 by Bushpie
	Used washer and dryer for sale please make an offer $ (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	954	06:54 PM Oct 4, 2017 by Robreen
	Possibly some truth in this... (Preview) Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...	aussie_paul	0	702	01:34 PM Oct 4, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Dentist Visit (Preview) A man goes to the dentist for a check-up and requires a tooth removal. He tells the dentist he's scared of needles and can't take the gas due to allergies. The dentist offers him two small pills. "What are these?" he asks The dentist replies "Viagra" "Will that help with the pain" he asks. "No" replied th...	mustangdude	0	846	08:19 AM Oct 3, 2017 by mustangdude
	Confucius did not say.... (Preview) Confucius Did Not Say.....Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.Man who runs in fr...	hako	2	778	09:58 PM Oct 2, 2017 by Brownie2
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1053	09:48 PM Oct 2, 2017 by Bryan
	The Cowboy (Preview) A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you e...	RustyD	0	837	04:26 PM Oct 1, 2017 by RustyD
	sex change (Preview)	JayDee	0	1029	08:47 AM Sep 30, 2017 by JayDee
	City lawyer.. (Preview) A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmers field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fell i...	aussie_paul	0	911	12:59 PM Sep 29, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Dying priest (Preview) An old priest lay dying in Woden's, Canberra Hospital. He had served the people near the nation's capital, at Manuka for many years.He motioned for the nurse to come near."Yes father?" said the nurse."I would really like to see Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten before I die" whispered the priest....	oldbloke	2	987	05:50 PM Sep 28, 2017 by Blues Man
	Lamborghini (Preview) My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamboghini, I said , " wow , that's an amazing car "! He replied , " If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for exellence, I'll get another one next year " Cheers	Recoup	1	968	05:47 PM Sep 28, 2017 by Blues Man
	Fast Food (Preview) Went into Mc Donalds and got a big Mac served by a lady wearing a black Burqua, Went to Charlies Chicken and got a box of Nuggets served by a lady wearing a black Burqua, Went to Hungry Jacks and got a Whopper served by a lady wearing a multi -coloured Burqua with flowers all over it. I asked the lady at Hun...	Possum3	1	906	05:45 PM Sep 28, 2017 by Blues Man
	Chick with big knockers (Preview)	RustyD	0	873	09:36 AM Sep 28, 2017 by RustyD
«First < 1 … 390 391 392 393 394 … 688 > Last» \| Page of 688 sorted by