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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,

"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.

"Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."

 



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Reminds me of this.

 

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Engineers are the flaps on each side of an Indian's Head.

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And what about Buccaneers? They are the flaps on each side of a Pirate's head.

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Cavaliers just below General Custer's scalp.

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Gday...

In one organisation I worked the engineers were called Hurricane lamps .... very dull and had to be carried.

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It has been also reported that Davey Crocket had a Wild Frontier...

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And Julius Caesar was stabbed in the rotunda.

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