Norman comes home utterly drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely angry.
Where the hell have you been all night? she demands.
At this unbelievable new bar, Norman says. The Silver Night Bar. Everything there is silver. Its got huge silver doors, a silver floor, the works even the urinals silver!
The wife still doesnt believe her husbands story, and the next day checks the internet, finding a place across town called The Silver Night Bar. She calls up the place to check her husbands story.
Is this The Silver Night Bar? she asks when the barman answers the phone.
Yes it is, barman answers.
Do you have huge silver doors?
Sure do.
Do you have silver floors?
Most certainly do.
What about silver urinals?
Theres a long pause, then the woman hears the barman yelling, Hey, Steve, I think I got a lead on the guy that peed in your saxophone last night!
