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Two Nuns
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There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.... SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he w...
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Computer.
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I had a problem with my computer yesterday. So I called Eric, the 11-year-old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an ID ten...
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Clever wife.
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Husband called his wife on the phone: Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...
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1195
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Please Waiter
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Phillipn
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1098
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Lonely widow.
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A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person. The following day, she heard the doorb...
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994
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Another MIL joke :)
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955
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Texas.
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A blind man was heading to visit distant relatives in Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he was surprised. These seats sure are big! The person next to him laughed. Everything is big in Texas. When he arrived at his hotel, he visited the bar for a glass of beer. Wow, this glass is enormous! he said.Ad. Ar...
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1015
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Romantic!!!!
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Aviation emergency.
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular ph...
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961
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Back in '71
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A cowboy rides into town on his horse and heads straight to the saloon for a drink. A few hours and a bottle of whiskey later, he walks out of the saloon. After a minute, he runs back in. All right! he yells. Who took my horse? No one says a thing. Right, says the cowboy. Im gonna give yall to the count of three....
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896
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Singles advert...
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aussie_paul
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1127
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Left or Right
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A man and his wife are sitting by the fire when an announcement comes up on the television. Were expecting a lot of snow tonight, folks, the presenter says. Please make sure youre parked on the even-numbered side of the road so we can plough. The man goes out to move the car. The next day, the same thing hap...
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970
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Retirement Home
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https://www.chicksontheright.com/2017/07/23/peyton-manning-retirement-home-best-thing-youll-see-day/
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1202
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Thought Provoking Gender Poster.....
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Goldfinger
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Have A Good Trip
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JET FUEL Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers At Pert Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Peter said, "Me too, Y'know, I've heard you can dr...
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One for the ladies...
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aussie_paul
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Possibly some truth in this...
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...
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Dentist Visit
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A man goes to the dentist for a check-up and requires a tooth removal. He tells the dentist he's scared of needles and can't take the gas due to allergies. The dentist offers him two small pills. "What are these?" he asks The dentist replies "Viagra" "Will that help with the pain" he asks. "No" replied th...
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Oops...
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Confucius did not say....
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Confucius Did Not Say.....Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.Man who runs in fr...
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