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Nag Nag
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NAG NAG NAG An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at ho...
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....they say your partner usually resembles YOUR parents...
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Thomas is 32 years old and he remains single. One day a friend asked: "Why aren't you married Thomas?...can't you find a lady who will be a good wife?"... Thomas replied: "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, however when I bring them home to meet the folks, my mother invariably doesn't l...
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Why we can't take Grandpa to the Mardi Gras any more...not real, but may be tad offensive....
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Grandpa is now left at home, on Mardi Gras night.....if only we were game to enjoy ourselves this much...........Hoo Roo
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New exercise routine
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Woody n Sue
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Traffic Jam
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http://www.youtube.com/embed/G0PekTUmBdY?feature=player_embedded Epic Old Man - Traffic Jam Prank - YouTubewww.youtube.comTry watching this video on www.youtube.com, or enable JavaScript if it is disabled in your browser.
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Wombat 280
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Mere male logic.....only men can truly understand......
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The old pilot
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You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to th...
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Alligator attack
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Florida woman saves herself in alligator attack using a small Beretta pistol . This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire tes...
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After having been told my danglies....
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UKAFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy...
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The Hormone Guide - How To Speak To Women
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-- Edited by Yarra on Monday 2nd of May 2016 06:22:09 PM
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Butch the Rooster
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Sarah had a rooster not performing it went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out...
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Ah Monica Lewinsky..
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After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror - remembering her time with Bill Clinton.Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help: "God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devo...
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New words and definitions -
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Here is the best of Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subj...
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Here is, old age at its best
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Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. How...
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Baptizing An Irish Drunk
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An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when hecomes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds intothe water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turnsaround and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, heasks the drunk, "Are yo...
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Yeoeleven's friends.. lol
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If she had a man!!!!
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop,...
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I LOVE YOU in 10 Languages:
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I LOVE YOU" in 10 Languages:....very handy to know and a must read for those who travel!!English: I Love YouSpanish: Te AmoFrench: Je T'aimeGerman: Ich Liebe DichJapanese: Ai ****e ImasuItalian: Ti AmoChinese: Wo Ai NiSwedish: Jag Alskar DigLithuanian: As Tave MeliuAustralian: Nice Tits. Get i...
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Finally found the job I'm perfectly suited.....
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There may be a pun or three here.......my brother has been the only one in our family, to sustain his effort..he is a Police Reporter..Once a week he has to report to the Police..although my sister did have a job as a Public Relations Officer in a tampon factory....she used to put a 'get well' card in ever...
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