A cowboy rides into town on his horse and heads straight to the saloon for a drink. A few hours and a bottle of whiskey later, he walks out of the saloon.

After a minute, he runs back in.

All right! he yells. Who took my horse?

No one says a thing.

Right, says the cowboy. Im gonna give yall to the count of three. If no one tells me what happened to my horse, were gonna have a repeat of what happened back in 71.

Still, no one says anything.

One! Everyone begins to look around.

Two! A few people start edging for the door.

Dont make me do this. THR

It was just a joke! a young man yells. Your horse is out back, safe and sound.

Lucky, the cowboy says. I was almost ready to do it.

Do what? the man says. What happened in 71?

The cowboy sighs. I had to walk home.