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What Kind of Course?
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Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority - figu...
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Yarra
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Mechanical problem
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The old grey nomads were a little concerned about a strange noise that was coming from under the tug somewhere. Mr grey nomad suggested they stop at the next town so that he could get underneath and see what is going on, and Mrs grey nomad thought not a bad idea as they were running low on groceries. They ca...
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The jackeroo
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The old grey nomad had been jackarooing on a remote property in outback Queensland for the past month when suddenly a brand new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie leans out the window and asks the old grey nom...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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Advertisement In Shop: Guitar, for sale...Cheap...no strings attached. On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking.... I Gave Up Reading My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
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aussie_paul
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819
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Sad horse
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A horse walks up to the bar and the barman asks "Why the long face?"
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820
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Laws not taught in physics class
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1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being wat...
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aussie_paul
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963
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...Ohhhh I do like to swing beside the seaside..I do like to hang beside the sea...XxcarexX
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...Grandpa just wades...cos' he can't swim for nuts!.........some dried arrangements deserve never... to be seen....... Alright...Alright...I'm taking myself to the naughty corner.....Hoo Roo
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goldfinger
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3
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924
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GETTING OLDER -- EVERY DAY
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My goal for this year was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Gri...
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aussie_paul
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1025
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Best Septic Tank Cleaner
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Plain Truth
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825
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Making a baby
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Making a baby. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chan...
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Woody2
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1065
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The Spiritualists Society
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The old grey nomad caravanned into the town and decided to stop there for the evening as it was getting late and he needed to rest. He parked his rig in a quiet shady spot and went for a short stroll to stretch his legs. Shortly he came upon the town's local hall, where there must have been some sort of meetin...
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Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would l...
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Yarra
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787
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You just have to appreciate this one.
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Wal-Mart Senior Greeter Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired..... Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded an...
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aussie_paul
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699
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Paint the church
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An old grey nomad caravans into town and needs to make a few bucks as he's sailing fairly close to the wind and needs to stock up on fuel and groceries. He gets word from a couple of friendly locals he meets in the pub that the local parish priest is looking for a volunteer to paint his church. The next mornin...
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gumpybsc
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Stop or slow down what's the difference
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Woody n Sue
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5
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929
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Marriage is Sharing
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. H...
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Yarra
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874
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Gifted
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A Grey Nomad explains how he is different to his fellow travellers in that, somewhat embarrassingly, he was born with five 'appendages'. He knows he is different to everyone else but has managed to get through life without many problems at all. In fact, the best thing is he explains is that his pants fi...
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786
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Going down stream...
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At a seniors luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and...
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aussie_paul
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729
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No offense intended..
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aussie_paul
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796
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Harvey Norman
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Jim was listening to the radio this morning when thehost invited callers to reveal the nicknames they had for their wives. The best call was from a brave chap who called his wife, "Harvey Norman". The host asked him why that name? He replied, "Absolutely no interest for 36 months."
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Woody2
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