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kiwijims · kiwijims

I wonder if he got it home in one piece,,,,,,,,,,, K.J.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody2 · Woody2

AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL / NETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Cricket. 5. The sport o...

Woody2 · Woody2

A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell as...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and aga...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Daniel Andrews visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Bishop that Bill Shorten would be attending the next day's Mass andhe asked if the Cardinal would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Bill a saint.The Cardinal replied, "No. I d...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Yarra · Yarra

A man named Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him and asks Have you got the time? Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and turns around. After glancing at his wrist he says it's about a quarter to six. Hey, that's a pret...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

HYPNOSISWoman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.''No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?'His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Racial profilingI was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and startsdrinking a beer.I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"He says "No, I don't. And furthermore...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third wo...

kiwijims · kiwijims

One wet Pooch.......... K.J.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy in 1983. He managed to break out a window, climbout, and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a public service movie in 1983 on "The Dangers of Low-Level Br...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

.......I want some...of whatever it is....lmao....Hoo Roo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

Mary and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Mary remarried and this time she & John had 5 more children.... Mary finally died, after having 25 children. St...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Another Aldi happy customer..... (Preview) I wonder if he got it home in one piece,,,,,,,,,,, K.J.	kiwijims	2	811	12:52 AM Apr 4, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Getting fooled.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	923	12:14 PM Apr 3, 2017 by Stl
	An interesting observation (Preview) AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL / NETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Cricket. 5. The sport o...	Woody2	0	721	09:00 AM Apr 2, 2017 by Woody2
	Short,but beautiful love story(x rated at the end) (Preview) A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell as...	Woody2	0	782	08:57 AM Apr 2, 2017 by Woody2
	Groan ( shaking my head ) (Preview) A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and aga...	Woody n Sue	2	949	08:29 AM Apr 2, 2017 by Woody2
	Doctgors report!! (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	720	08:59 PM Apr 1, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Daniel Andrews visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral. (Preview) Daniel Andrews visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Bishop that Bill Shorten would be attending the next day's Mass andhe asked if the Cardinal would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Bill a saint.The Cardinal replied, "No. I d...	aussie_paul	4	1130	08:33 PM Apr 1, 2017 by grahos
	Good Women Drivers (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	785	05:19 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	Randy Parents (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	732	03:42 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	Caught Speeding (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	734	03:41 PM Apr 1, 2017 by kiwijims
	Don't you want the batteries (Preview) A man named Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him and asks Have you got the time? Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and turns around. After glancing at his wrist he says it's about a quarter to six. Hey, that's a pret...	Yarra	1	859	09:34 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	HYPNOSIS....... (Preview) HYPNOSISWoman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.''No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?'His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...	aussie_paul	1	704	09:23 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	Racial profiling (Preview) Racial profilingI was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and startsdrinking a beer.I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"He says "No, I don't. And furthermore...	aussie_paul	1	806	09:21 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! (Preview) Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third wo...	aussie_paul	1	691	09:17 AM Mar 31, 2017 by Blues Man
	Debbie's no friend of mine !!! (Preview) One wet Pooch.......... K.J.	kiwijims	0	732	04:23 PM Mar 30, 2017 by kiwijims
	Some Strange but (Perhaps?) True Stories. (Preview) A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy in 1983. He managed to break out a window, climbout, and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a public service movie in 1983 on "The Dangers of Low-Level Br...	aussie_paul	2	887	06:47 AM Mar 30, 2017 by Stl
	Grey Nomad males...just form a line behind me....Korean Engrish Resson... (Preview) .......I want some...of whatever it is....lmao....Hoo Roo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE	Goldfinger	12	1058	09:30 PM Mar 29, 2017 by Bryan
	Never step on a little old Lady's wet floor.........! (Preview)	Goldfinger	1	777	04:23 PM Mar 27, 2017 by Travel Bug
	Together at last (Preview) Mary and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Mary remarried and this time she & John had 5 more children.... Mary finally died, after having 25 children. St...	Possum3	0	784	10:41 PM Mar 26, 2017 by Possum3
	Hardened criminals.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	707	05:45 PM Mar 26, 2017 by aussie_paul
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