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North Carolina Patrolman.


Billy Graham was returning home after a speaking engagement.
When his plane arrived at the airport, there was a long black limousine to transport him.
Just as he was about to get in the back of the limo, he stopped. He whispered to the driver who was holding the door open for him. You know he said, I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?
The driver said, No problem. Have at it.
Billy got into the drivers seat and... they headed out to the interstate.
Lurking behind an exit ramp a short distance from the airport, sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out in pursuit and easily caught the limo. He pulled up behind, and got out of his North Carolina State patrol car.
The young trooper walked up to the drivers door. When the window was rolled down he was very surprised to see who was driving.
Trying desperately to maintain his professional attitude, he immediately excused himself and walked back to his car and called his supervisor.
He told the supervisor, I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.
The supervisor asked, Is it the governor?
The young trooper said, No, hes more important than that.
The supervisor said, Oh, so its the President.
The young trooper said, No, hes even more important than that.
The supervisor finally asked, Well then, who is it?
The young trooper said, I think its Jesus because hes got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!



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