Stealing someone's coffee - is called a mugging
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The other day I held the door open for a clown - It was a nice Jester.
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Pasteurise - Too far to see.
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No matter how far you push the envelope - it will still be stationery.
Who ever invented Knock knock jokes - should get a Nobell Prize.
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Energizer bunny arrested - Charged with battery.
I put my Grandma on speed dial - I call that Instagram.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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