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"Poultry Farmer"


Yep !

 

A Prostitute's Tax Return...

 

A woman walks into a  Kalgoorlie accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

 

The  accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

 

He gets her name, address etc.  And then asks, "What's your occupation?"

 

"I'm a prostitute," she says. 

 

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to re phrase that."

 

The  woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

 

"No,  that still won't work. Try again."

 

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,  "I'm an elite poultry farmer."

 

The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

 

"Well, I raised a thousand c**ks last year."

 

"Poultry Farmer it is."biggrinbiggrin

 

Aussie Paul. smile

 



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