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Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Craig1 · Craig1

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Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

fwdoz · fwdoz

During a physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical - I took a five-hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the e...

Possum3 · Possum3

A young Technician Phillip and his General Manager Seth board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Kansas. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and Phillip are inter...

fwdoz · fwdoz

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger". The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger "What would you want to talk abo...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow. Presenter: "Wow!! This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?" "Sticks!" says Paddy...

fwdoz · fwdoz

For their anniversary, a couple went out for a romantic dinner. Their teenage daughters said they would fix a dessert and leave it waiting. When they got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles; there was a note that read: "Your dessert is in the ref...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A guy was cutting the tail off his dog. His neighbour asked "What the heck are you doing?" "My mother-in-law is coming to visit and I don't want any sign of welcome" He replied.

fwdoz · fwdoz

Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skilfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Poor old Luke is...

fwdoz · fwdoz

The other day I went up to a Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker". I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped a...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A lady to doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" Doctor: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake!"

fwdoz · fwdoz

A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home. When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home. He could no...

fwdoz · fwdoz

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said "It's...

drtooheys · drtooheys

Paddy was walking along the street in Belfast, when he sees a bomb. He takes a closer look and sees it is in fact a sandwich bomb. He decides to ring the army to report it. He says I have found a sandwich bomb just laying on the street"The chap on the other end asks "Is it ticking" to which Paddy replies "no, im...

Possum3 · Possum3

Joe rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Joe smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips o...

Possum3 · Possum3

A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. The bartender says, What can I get you? Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes? Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd): No, I'm afraid we don't. And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar. The next day at the same time, the duck wadd...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench, when one turns to the other and says : Ben, Im 83-years-old now and Im just full of aches and pain. I know youre about my age, how do you feel? I feel just like a newborn baby, Ben says. Really! Like a newborn baby? Yes, Ben says. No hair,...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

When you thought you have seen everything !!

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Important things in life (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	792	09:17 AM Feb 20, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	pots being blackened (Preview) got it-attached -- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 19th of February 2018 04:23:47 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 20th of February 2018 03:49:36 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 20th of February 2018 03:50:44 PM	Craig1	0	834	04:21 PM Feb 19, 2018 by Craig1
	So is this why the chicken crossed the road (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	950	11:18 PM Feb 17, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	In the outdoors (Preview) During a physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical - I took a five-hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the e...	fwdoz	2	1156	10:22 AM Feb 17, 2018 by Possum3
	Business trip. (Preview) A young Technician Phillip and his General Manager Seth board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Kansas. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and Phillip are inter...	Possum3	0	982	09:10 AM Feb 16, 2018 by Possum3
	Atheist (Preview) An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger". The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger "What would you want to talk abo...	fwdoz	3	936	11:53 PM Feb 15, 2018 by iana
	Antiques Roadshow (Preview) Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow. Presenter: "Wow!! This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?" "Sticks!" says Paddy...	fwdoz	0	1007	04:53 PM Feb 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	Anniversary (Preview) For their anniversary, a couple went out for a romantic dinner. Their teenage daughters said they would fix a dessert and leave it waiting. When they got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles; there was a note that read: "Your dessert is in the ref...	fwdoz	0	911	04:51 PM Feb 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	Dog Tail (Preview) A guy was cutting the tail off his dog. His neighbour asked "What the heck are you doing?" "My mother-in-law is coming to visit and I don't want any sign of welcome" He replied.	fwdoz	0	892	04:49 PM Feb 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	The Bear (Preview) Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...	fwdoz	0	826	04:48 PM Feb 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	Star Wars Chinese (Preview) Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skilfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Poor old Luke is...	fwdoz	0	858	04:45 PM Feb 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	Bumper Sticker (Preview) The other day I went up to a Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker". I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped a...	fwdoz	0	1735	04:41 PM Feb 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	Speak (Preview) A lady to doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" Doctor: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake!"	fwdoz	0	832	04:40 PM Feb 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	12 Children (Preview) A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home. When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home. He could no...	fwdoz	0	782	04:37 PM Feb 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	Alcohol Taster (Preview) In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said "It's...	fwdoz	0	754	04:36 PM Feb 15, 2018 by fwdoz
	Not another Irish joke (Preview) Paddy was walking along the street in Belfast, when he sees a bomb. He takes a closer look and sees it is in fact a sandwich bomb. He decides to ring the army to report it. He says I have found a sandwich bomb just laying on the street"The chap on the other end asks "Is it ticking" to which Paddy replies "no, im...	drtooheys	0	868	11:32 AM Feb 14, 2018 by drtooheys
	Perfect (Preview) Joe rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Joe smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips o...	Possum3	1	884	11:31 AM Feb 14, 2018 by Blues Man
	The Duck (Preview) A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. The bartender says, What can I get you? Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes? Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd): No, I'm afraid we don't. And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar. The next day at the same time, the duck wadd...	Possum3	1	1053	06:30 AM Feb 14, 2018 by Blues Man
	How do you feel? (Preview) Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench, when one turns to the other and says : Ben, Im 83-years-old now and Im just full of aches and pain. I know youre about my age, how do you feel? I feel just like a newborn baby, Ben says. Really! Like a newborn baby? Yes, Ben says. No hair,...	Possum3	1	857	06:27 AM Feb 14, 2018 by Blues Man
	Walker for crippled fisherman ., (Preview) When you thought you have seen everything !!	Aus-Kiwi	1	983	02:41 PM Feb 13, 2018 by Possum3
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