A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, Ill serve you, but dont start anything.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
Without geometry life is pointless.
A termite walks into a bar and asks Is the bar tender here?
I am terrified of elevators. Im going to start taking steps to avoid them.
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Q: What did daddy spider say to baby spider? A: You spend too much time on the web.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested charged with battery
A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says Sorry, we dont serve food here
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Slept like a log last night woke up in the fireplace.
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Blues man.