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My Father's Day present - a little rude
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RustyD
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Up or down
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing...
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Divorce
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A man in Sydney calls his son in Perth the day before Christmas and says,I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. Pop, what are you talking about? the son screams. We cant stand the sight of each other any longer, the father sa...
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Camping trip
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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ro...
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WARNING A little bit naughty.
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien bec...
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Magnarc
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The "Five Second Rule"
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The "Five Second Rule" You lose if... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You don't spot the shark within five seconds.
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Mike Harding
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I feel sure some of you can adapt this deep concept......
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Toooo deep for me really, however I feel some of you can adapt this concept, and achieve your own inner peace......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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How to milk sheep
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Bring out a new Phone and charge people over $1,000.00 for it.
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Possum3
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Rope Counting test for mental alertness for us older folk.........*warning don't open if nudity offends*..
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This exhaustive test was designed to help older folk, such as us, remain mentally alert....... Its a simple counting game; just count the number of turns the rope makes.... I personally stopped at 3,279,....only because my Dinner was ready.....Hoo Roo Rope Test
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Goldfinger
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Divorce the missus
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Jonno and Gazza are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, and drinking beer when suddenly Gazza says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the missus - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Jonno takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over ...women like that are hard to find." A golfer was i...
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Woody2
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Finders keepers
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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd...
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Woody2
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There are no fish under the ice
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER...
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Woody2
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Pirate
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A Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, Hey, I havent seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible. What do you mean? said the Pirate, I feel fine. What about the wooden leg? You didnt have that before. Arr, well, said the Pirate, We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but Im...
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Oldie - Still Tickles my fancy
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It pays to always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. One couple drove their car to the shopping mall, only to have it break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed it. The wife returned later to see a small group of peo...
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Simple fart
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A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, ... A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most...
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The Baptism
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sandman55
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Treating others...
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aussie_paul
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Three Black Men
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Three Black MenAt the National Art Gallery in Scotland, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie. The cur...
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sandman55
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The Drunk
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The Drunk A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and re...
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sandman55
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Chooks.
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I just found out that c0ck fighting is done with chickens - That was eight months of wasted traing.
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