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Japanese doctor on exercise
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Love this Japanese Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of...
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Woody n Sue
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Viagra
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A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! 'Viagra' is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
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Woody2
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Old folks home.
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The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........ "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rul...
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Magnarc
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What difference can one word make?
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Goldfinger
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Old fella still got it ! Lol
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Aus-Kiwi
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Lost Pen
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Possum3
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"Fallen Angels!"
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...
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Possum3
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Fifi.
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The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...
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Possum3
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I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!....
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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...
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Goldfinger
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705
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Indiscretion .
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Aus-Kiwi
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Romantic is economical .. Lol
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Aus-Kiwi
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Scottish Cop
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-----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...
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Hendo
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Some good advice
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Woody n Sue
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The teacher said
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The teacher said ,attached i hope
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Craig1
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Old Robert
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Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...
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Yarra
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988
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An old ID ticket.
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oldphartz
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805
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Doctor's visit
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The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...
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aussie_paul
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Political joke..
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read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...
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aussie_paul
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Man thing!
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Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...
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Woody2
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714
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After the Wedding night concerns
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Woody n Sue
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800
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