An old man was surprised when his gorgeous, young female neighbour knocked on his door one evening.
As soon as he opened the door, she blurted out, I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, go out for some drinks and spend the night with someone. Are you doing anything tonight?
With a look of delight spreading across his face, the man quickly responded, No, Im free tonight and at your service.
Great! the woman said. Can you mind my dog while Im out?
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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