A blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the front of the cabin at the first-class seats.
Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty seat in first class.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her the seat is in economy.
The blonde replies, "I'm young and beautiful, and have never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all the way, until we get to New York."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the ****pit and informs the captain.
The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy.
Again, the blonde replies, in exactly the same way.
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the ****pit to discuss the problem with the co-pilot.
The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much, now I understand".
The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York."
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