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The cat.
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A teacher found one of her students crying in the playground one day. Whats wrong? she asked. Has someone been bullying you? No, the boy sobbed. I found a cat, but its dead. The teacher was shocked. How do you know the cat is dead? Because I pissed in his ear and he didnt move, the kid replied. YOU DID WH...
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Cat woman..
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aussie_paul
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Romance "Oh so True"
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In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a non-exhaustive...
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POOR judge
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A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce? "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case? "It is made of concre...
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JayDee
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Reminds me of a few I know
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1021
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Forrest Gump Vs St Peter.
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The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. Saint Peter says, Well, Forrest, its certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that...
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Onions
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.My stupid friend said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. - So I threw a coconut at his face
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Mom's curse
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Mom, I'm sorry for all the things I did as a Kid. Would you please take the curse off me - "That my Kid's will be ten times worse than me". Please, I simply can't take it any more. -- Edited by Possum3 on Thursday 16th of November 2017 01:23:07 PM
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Ugly logic
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If a Man says you're ugly...He is just being mean. If a Woman say's you're ugly... She is Just jealous. If a child says you're ugly... You're just ugly.
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Hard seat.
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Old couple sitting in a Doctor's waiting room on hard seats. He says, "We've been here so long my butt's asleep". She replies, I know, I've heard it snoring a couple of times".
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Pick the pictures
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Pick what are the following six pictures Take your time and have a good look The answers are at the bottom of the page Picture 1 Picture 2 Picture 3 Picture 4 Picture 5 Picture 6 And the correct answers are Scroll down a bit Picture 1 = Pool Table Picture 2 = Tap Dancer Picture 3 = Card Shark Picture 4 =...
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Tony Bev
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822
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LOL
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, Maam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. Oh, really? Darn it! s...
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My Career
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Sorry could not copy and paste item. -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 14th of November 2017 03:40:55 PM
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MY CAREER - 2ND TRY
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My first job was at an orange juice company, but I couldnt concentrate. Then I worked at a Jam Factory , but I got canned, After that I tried being a Tailor, but I wasnt suited for it it was only a sew sew job anyway. I tried working at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. I tried being a chef, I thoug...
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LOL
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, Maam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. Oh, really? Darn it! s...
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lol....
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Ex wife.
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After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Ediths multi-million dollar home and since the mans lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day pack...
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lol....
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Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!" Aussie Paul.
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aussie_paul
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Ha ha...
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Son: Dad, were learning about prisms at school. Theyre fascinating.Dad: Thats good son, because as a dyslexic black boy, youre bound to end up in one. Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor phones and says Paddy, you realise youve got sugar diab...
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DUI
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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minu...
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