HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERSYOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THEWAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH ANEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARKHAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MYSECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRETCRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDEDANY SUCH THOUGHT.THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLYLINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MYCLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKEDHIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKEDHE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.THEN THE UGLY,OLD,BALD,WRINKLED,FAT ARSED,GREY HAIRED,DECREPIT,BASTARD ASKED..
'WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH '
Aussie Paul.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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Bryan